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2010-01-26T19:05:00.000-08:00

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GARAGARAGOO REDDS

2009-07-02T07:44:00.000-07:00

muS VENT AH
VENT OUTT
VENTT OUTTTTTT
VENTT OUTTTTTTT
LAYDEH CHANELL ALI AH
SHE REBONDEDD HER FWONT PART OF HER HAIRR AHGAIN BUT WIT MORE SURFAYCE AREEYAA
BUT DUE 2OO DAA VISUALIZAYTION OF DRAHMAHTYCK HORRIFICKAYTION DAT MAY FLASH AHCROSS DA REDS HAIRDRESSAHS FACE AFTAH SEEIN DA MASTAHPIECE ATOP MA HEAD DEY DID LAST TYMM TRANSFAWWRM IN2OO SHAKABERRL HAIRWAYVES,
I DEHCYDED 2OO O NO AHH I ATTEMPTED O NOO
iWENT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WENT 2OO AIRPAWRT DEH DA SALOONN
DA OONE BSYDE CUT5MIN SHAWWP DAT OONE BUT NAWWT CUT5IVEMINE SHAWP ITS DA OONE BSYDE
DENN AHH
I REBONDEDD AH
REBONDEDD NIZENIZE UNTIL SHE UNLEESH HER SCISSORS AHH
SADDDDDDDDDDDDD AH SAAAAAAAAAD
O YAAA MUS ADD INN AH
SHE APPLIED DIS PUNGENTT AH
I REHPEEAT AH
P U N G E NT SUNGGUH AHH SUNGGGGGGGGGGGUHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CREEAM AHTAWP MA HEADD
UNTILL GAWWT BLAWWCK NOSE DEH ALL AH
DENN AT FIRST I STILL GAWWT MA ASSYMMETRYCKALL
DENN SHE AHH
SHE ZONNOO WAHTS ASSYMMETRYCKALL
SHE NO CUTT DAT BEFORE
SHE OONI RELYY ONN PYCKCHA
DA ASSYMMETRYCKALL HAIRSTYLE I GAWWT FWOM REDS DA HAIRDRESSAH PARKWAY DEHH GYMME AHH
O WHOO CUTT HAIR SILENT MODE OONE AH??
FEEL BEDI WEEYERRD AHH WEN DOO DAT AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
SOO I TOK AHH TOK TOK TOK TOK TOKKK
O DENN I HEARD HER RINGTONE BOFF DENN I NOE SHE NOE BOF SO WE TOK N TOK N TOK BOUTT BOF AHH
I TINKK WE BOTHH DISTRAYCKTED UNTIL HER BRAINN DA MINDSETT AH
DINT REHLIZE WEN I SAID
T H I NN Y N G THINNYNG THYNNINGG
OF MA HAIRR AH
I MEANTT MA BAAAAAAAAAACKK HAIR NAWWT MA FRINGEE
O BUT NONONONOOO BAYBEHH NONONOONOOO SHE THINN MA FRYNGE OSOO
DENN 2OODAYY 4ORTHH DAYY OF DA BIRTH OF DA THINN FRYNGE U NOE
I SHAMPOOOEDD 2WICE U NOEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
U DUNT BLIEVE I PULL OUT SUM HAIR GYVE U U PUT LABB TESTT AHH
I SHAMPOOED IN MAWWRNYNG N NITE I BWOKE REHCKORD AHH!!!!!!!!!
I NOO SHAMPOO DATT MAHNAY MAHNAY TYMS BEFORE AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1
DENN I WOK OUT OF TOILET
DEN I SWINGG SWINGG MA HAIRR DA ADVERTYSEMENT WAYY
DENN
DENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
MA NOSE
DETECKTED SUMTHANGG
SUMTHANGG OHMEENOUS O NOONOONOOOOOOO
N I FELL DEEP DOWWN IN2OO DA MOODD OF UTTERR BLEEKNESS OF SHEERR AGONYY AHH WENN I REHLIZEDD
DATT PUNGENTT
PUNGGENT CREEEEEEEEM SMELL STYLL ON MAAA HAIRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YY TELL MEE TE TE TE TEELLLL ME WHYYYY WHYY WHYY???
HOWW 2OO REHMOOVE AH??
HOWW 2OO MAKE HAIR GROWW FASTAHH??
I GAWWT INSPEERAYTIONN FER NEXTT HAIRSTYLE OOLEDI AHH!!
NOWW I DOWANN TRY OUTT OTHAA HAIRDRESSAHHS 2OO COMPARE COMPARE SEE WHEECH OONE BETTAHH AHNYMORE
I GOOWIN STYCKK 2OO REDDS WHERE IF REBONDD HUNGRYY IN FWONT GAWWT BISCUITT N WAHTAHH
DENN DEH NOO NEED SHOWW PICKCHA
DEY SEE UR FACE STARE STARE DENN GYVE OUTT WUNNZAHFOOOOLL SUGGESTIONN I WANN I WANN I WANN GARAGARAGARAGOOOO REDDDS AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHYY ALL DA PICKCHAS I PWESS POSTT DEN DEY SAY POSTT BUT DENN NOO HAVE WEN I GOO SEE AHH?? AHNNAWYINGGGGG

TOHTAHLEE TOHTAHLEE DA TECHKNOPHOBYCKK

OMAMAMAMAMAMA HYSTOHRYCKAL MOHMENTT!!

2009-06-07T05:51:00.000-07:00

AYAAAAAAAAAAYAA RAMBOOTS I WANN AHH RAMBOOOOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! CEREALL MOHDELL

LAYDEHS N GENTERLMENNNNNNS

HAZIYAH CHANEL ALI HAS OFFICEEYAHLEE PROCLAIMED

DATT DIS BLOGG HAS BEEN

POUNDEDD BACKK TAHH LIVE AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT REELI AH REELI

20O9 DA YEAR IS

WAHH I YAWWNYAWWN UNTIL MA EYES WAHTERR OUT OF BAWRDOMM

WENN DAT BIGG BIGG ALPHAB A IS ACCOMPANIED BY DAT LEVELS WORRD SLAMMS IN 2OO CHANELL ALI IN 2O09 DA SECURITAY LEVELL HAS BEEN TIGHTENEDD AHHHHHHH!!

O NOO AHH ACCHOOLEE NAWWT REELI AH

DA RECENNT WEEKK AH

DA FIRSTT WEEK OF JUNE AHH

I INCULCAYTE DA NONSTAWWP

REHTURN HOME AT 9INE DA PLUSPLUS DEHH

SUMM GOO 2OO DATT NOVENAA AHH WHERE I RCEIVE MA DOUGHNUTT BLISSSSSSSSSSSS

DENN SUMM GOO I CAHNNAWT RMEMBA

BUT SUMTHANG MUS BE REVEALLED AH

WAHHHHHH

WAHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

MUS AHH MUS

OMAAAAAAHGAWWHRRDD

I WALKK FARR FARR WIT MA HEAD TURNINGG 36ODEGREE FYNDYNGG FER MA FTHR CARR AT TAMP MALL

DENN I SAWW SUM LEMBUU GUYY FWOM MA SEC SKEWWL AHH

WAHHHHHHHHHLAOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE GOO GYMM EVWEEDAYY AHH?!?!?!?!??!?!

O NMMIND NMMINDD

SOOON U FACE ONE IMPENDYNG TONED YET SEXAYY COMPEHTITORR

COMPETITORR NAME MAYY SUMHOWW

BE DIS HUMANN TYPIN OHVAHH HERE 2OO KYCKK OFF N AHWAYY ALL BAWRDOMM MOLECULLES AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

SHES HAWWTHAWWT DATTT YALL BONES WILL TURN TAHH JELLAYYY

HERR NAMES

HAZIYAH CHANELL ALIIIIII!!!!!!!!

O BY DA WAYY AHH

AYAAAYAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I RINDOOO PADAMOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

RAMBOOTKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I WANN REBOND I WANN WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN WANN O BUT CAHNNAWWT AHH

OOLEDI SPLURGE 3RIPLE DYGIT NUMBAS ON DA CHEQUE FER 3RIPERRL DIGITT ALPHABB THANGG AHHHHHHHHH!!

AYAAYYAYAYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

RELIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RELOAHDEDD

2009-06-06T23:22:00.001-07:00

O YESH YESHH YESHH
DA MOHMENT AWAITED WILL ARRYVE SOOOOOOON
AFTAHH CHANEL ALI FOUNDD A NEWWW SKINN FER DA BLOGG AHHHHHHH!!
WAHH WAHH MISTAH POHTAYTOHH GAWWT NEWW PACKAYGINGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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2009-03-01T11:46:00.003-08:00

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2009-03-01T11:46:00.001-08:00

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2009-02-08T01:13:00.003-08:00

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2009-02-08T01:13:00.001-08:00

OOO YESHH YESHH SHE FEENAHLEE POSTERRRRRRDD

2009-01-25T04:01:00.000-08:00

oOOoooHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ITS CHYNESE DA NEWWNEWWYEArrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

N DENN

SHE

YESHYESH

SHE

DA CHANEL ALI

AWOKENN

WITT ENVISIONNS N DETERMINAYTIONS

SAYINGG

"AWHKAY 2OO DAYY MORNYNG I WAKE UPP I ROLLER BLADE AT EAST COAST"

"DENN AFTA ROLLA BLADE FININI I CANN GOO TRY WAKEBOARDYNG"

"DENN I SUNTANN"

"DENN I GOO PARKWAYY CUT HAIRR FYNAHLEE AT REDDS DEH"

( SINCE AHCCORDYNG 2OO VICKAAAAY REDDS STILL HAVE DEHH)

"DENN I GOO STARBUCKKS DEHH DA PARKWAYY CEE CEE"

"N DENN I GOO VIVOO BUYY NIKEE DA BIGGBIGG BAGG"

"DENN I GOO AMKHUBB SEEN TRYY PERSUADEE MA FTHR BUYY DICKEE BAGG"

"N DENNN I GOO MELACCA WITT FAMILAYY BYY KEROWPOKKS UDANGGS N BUBBLE GUMMS"

N DENNN

N DENNNNNN

N DENNNNNNNN

CHANELL ALI WOKEE UPP WITT DA

" AYAAAA SOOOO LAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZEE ASS HEAVAYYY''

STYLEE

N DENN

SHEE

BEGANN FEEEEEEEEEELINGGG EVWEE COMFORTABERRL CORNERR OF HERR BEDDS

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAKAKAKKAKAS

SYIOKK AHH SYIOKKKKKKKK

BUT DENN

SHE HUNGRAYY

SOO SHEE GOO KITCHENN TAKE 4OURR BREADD SPLATTER BUTTERN DEN MICROWAYVE IT 2WENTAY SECKONDS

DENN SHE YAWWN YAWWN GOO EAT IN FWONT OF COMP WATCHH

MAA LURVEYYDURVEYYS

MAA TAEYANGGGS

MAAA TOPPS

MAA SEUNGRSSSSSS

OOOOO WUNNZAHHFOOOOOOOL AHH

DA ABBS ALL HIGHH DEFF

JAWW HIGHH DEFF

TANN LEVEL VEDII HIGHH

NOO ARMPITT DEHH DA HAIRR

EYEBROWW ALL HAWWTHAWWT

OOOOOOO YESHH YESHHH

DEIRR CLOTHES OOSO DA HAWWT LEVEL BEDI HIGHH AHH

DENN MA TOPP

GAWWT SHADESS MANAY MANAYY

WHEECHH I WOULLLLD WILLINGLAYY BUYY WITT ALL MONEY NOTES N COINNS I HAVE AHH!!

BUTTT IF I MARRAYY HIM NOO NEED HORR

WEE CANN SHARE OURR SHADES 2GEDAGEDAA AHH!!

DENN WEEEEEEE LIVE HAPPILAYY EVAHH AFTAHHH!!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWLALALALA!!

DENN I WATCHH TEEVEE DA AMANDA BYAN SHOWW AH??

AT DA OKTOO DEHH DA CHNNL

WAHHWAHHWAHHH

I LYKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLYKK AHH

MAA LONNDONN OHVA DEHH WITT OONE HAWWT HAWWT BLACKK HAIR MISTAMOTORBYKE GUYY AHHh!!!

N DENN I WATCHH GROOMM MA ROOMM

N DENN I WATCHH SUMM SCOOOPPIE THANGG

DENN DEYY SHOWW HOWW 2OO TIE SHAWWL U NOEE!!

BUTT ALL DA SHAWWL DEYY SHOWW SOO AWWBITTT

MINEE NIZERR

O CHANEL ALI WEARR SHAWWL SO SHEE NOO NEEDD SPENTT MONEYY ONN ALL HERR NECKKLACES WHEECH USUALLAYY RUSTT OONE WEEK AFTAHH BOUGHT/CONSTANTT USAGE AHHH!!!!!!!!!

BUTT DENN USE SHAWWL BEDI HAWWT AHH

I TINKK I TIE 2OO TIGHTT AHH??

BUTTT USE SCARFF/SHAWWL ON NECKK MAKE PICKCHAA LOOKK LYKK PROFFESSEEYONALL MOHDELLS AHH

SMMORE SCARFF ON NECKKS MAKEE UR JAWW LOOKK MORE HIGHH DEFF

WHEECHH CHANEL ALI OOLEDI HASSSS

YESHYESHHYESHH

N DENN

SHEE EAT LICORICE STRAWWBERRAYY

PLAYY AVATARRR

LIEE ON BEDD

NAPPNAPP

DENN

OPENN EYE

PLAY AVATARR UNTILL PISSEDD WIT DA CONSTANTLAYY KILLEDD CHARACKTERR

SHEE GOO READD

O YESHH

!!oHHMAHGAWWHRRDD!!

TWILIGHTT

DENN I BEGANN ENVISIONNYN DATT ROBERT PATT DA EYES N EYEBROWW STARYNGG AT MEE DENN ASKK MEE

'' ARE U SCAREDD??"

WAHHHH WAHHHHH

IF LYKK DAT HEE ASKK MEE

I CANN OHPENN MA EYEE BIGG BIGG DENN BLINKK BLINKK

DENN HEE MELTEDD AHHH!!

DENN I OOSO MELTEDD!!

DENN WEE MELTED 2GEDAGEDAA!!

DENN SDDNLAYY HEE SCOOOP MEE IN HISS MUSCELL HANDDS

DENN WEEEEEEEEEE FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY HIGHHHH!!

O WAITTWAITT

NAWWMALEE IF DRACULAAORVAMPIRE DEYY GAWWT USE DA BITEMEBITEME PHRASE HERE ZONT HAVE OOSO AHH!!

BUT DENNN SIANNN SEE 2OO MANAYY TINAYY FONTTS IN DA BOOKK

SOO NAPNAP AHGAINN

DENN CHANGE PSP GAMEE 2OO BEN1O WAHHHHHHHHH SOO NIZEE AHH!!

I CRACKKK DUNNOO HOWW MANAYY MILEEYONN LEVELLS AHH!!

SMMORE U TINKK DA GAME EAZAYY AHH???

SOOOO BLARRDAYY HARDD AHH!!!!!!!

U FALL ABITT OONI MUS RESTARTT AHH!!

DENN

SDDNLAYY AT DINNER TYMM

WHENN CHYNESEE HAVEE REUNIONN DINNER IN MA BLOCKK

GAWWT OONE LAYDEE IN MA BLAWWCKK FIGHTT WIT A GUYY

SOOOO LOUDD I CANN HEAR AT MA 12ELVE DA STAWWRAYY AHH!!

SHEE SCREAAMMM LYKK A SQUAKYNGG CHEEKENN AHHh!!

DENNN DA GUYYY SCREAAAAAAAAAMM BACKK AHH LYKKK WALRUSS AHH DA SOUNDD RESONATEEDD AROUNDD DA BLAWCKKS NEARRBY!!

SDDNLAYY I HEARDD CLINGGCLANGGS AHH!!

I TINKK DA LAYDEE TOOKK DA POTT IN DA KITCHENN AHH!!

DENN DA GUYY TOOKK SUM LADLE OR WAHTT AHH!!

DENN DEYY BANGGBANGG EACHH OTHAA WITT THOSEE KITCHENN CUTLERIES WEAPONNS AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

DENN DA ACROSS BLAWWCKK DA WHOLE FAMILAYY IN DA BUILDINGG INTENSELAYY WATCHYNGG AHHH EQUIPPED WITT VIGOROUS POINTYNGG AHH!!

DENN I OOSO WANN SEE BUTT DA THANGG HPPN UNDER MEE AHH!!

SMMORE I WEARYNGG DA HOUSEE BRAA SOO CNNT JUS DASHH OUTT N OPENN EYEE BIGGBIGG 2OO SEE AHH!!

DENN SMMORE I HAVERNTT CHARGE MA CAMERAHH DATT TYMM

SOOO IF GETT 2OO SEE OOSO NAWWT SYIOOKK CNNT SNAPP SNAPP AHH!!

AWWWWWWWWWWW SADDNESS

O BUTTT MA DETERMINAYTIONS ANDD RESOLUTIONS WHEECH I RCEIVED IN DA MAWWRNYNGG AHH ALL I NOO DOO HORRRRRRRRR??!???!??

NMMIND NMMINDD GAWWT 2MOLOLOLOOO

SINCE CHYNESE NEWW YEAR HAWWLEEDAY NONGNONGG OONE

BUTTT DA TYMM LYKK ZOOMZOOMM FASTERR THANN WENN IN SKEWWL IN GONEGONEE LESSONN AHH!!

SMMORE 2MOLOLO CONFIRMM SYIOKK OOSO

AFTAA DOOWIN ALL RESOLUTIONNS ANDD DETERMINAYTIONNS AHH

WAITT I CANN OHPENN DECKKCHAIRR

TAKKE OUTT TELESCOPE

ZOOMM MA CAMERAHH

DENN UNLEASHH MA SHADEES

DENN STARRE AT ECLIPSE AHHH

WHEECHH AHPPARRRRRRRENTLAYY CANN SEE IN SINGAPORE AHH

BUT DENN AHH

NAWMALEE WENN SINGAPORE GAWWT ECLIPSE SINGAPORE OOSO GAWWT RAIN SOO WAITT ECLIPSE BLANKETEDD BY RAINN DENN U CAHHNNAWT SEE DA DIFF AHH OF DA SUNLIGHTT CONDEETEEYONN AHH!!

O N YESHH YESHH

LASTT WEEEEEKK

CHANELL ALII SAWW

1OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMILEEYONNN

OOOO!!MYY!!DATSS!!SOOO!!INTERRESTANGGGGG!!

THANGGS AHHh!!

PICKCHASS UNVEILEDD SOONNN

AFTAAHH DA CAMERAHH IS

CHARGERRRRRDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hAWWWWWWWWWLAAALOOOLOOO

2008-12-28T03:54:00.000-08:00

WUNNZAHFOOLLLL.OWL.NAHH.TAKE.NONEDITED.VERSEEYON.FASTT.FASTT!!

2008-12-25T06:47:00.001-08:00

FWESHLYY NONNEDITTED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

iiiiiiiiiiiiiGYVEupPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-22T06:23:00.000-08:00

OOOOOYESHYESHHLETSDOiTTiNNDA.AiRPAWRTAHGAINNN!!!!!!

OMAGAWRHDD!!

I GYVE UPP AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYONE ASKIN FER

"CAN U UPLOAD SMMORE JAPAN PICKCHAAS''

BLAA BLAA BLAAA

I GOOO TAKEE CHOPSTYCKKS

DIPP IT SOYAA SAUCE

DENN PUT INSIDE ALL DA VISIBLE HOLES OF URS AH!!

O PLANNER PLANNER

CONFIRMED:

26THDEC:XMASREUNIONPARTAYYYYYYYYY

27THDEC:MEET DURLANGS?( XMAS TYM AHH I WANN AH I WANN!!), DINNER WIT MARIOSHROOM

29TH DEC: DICKIEDICKIEDICKIESOUTINNGGGG

BUTTTT BUTTT BUTTTT

THOSE WHO NOES CHANEL ALI

MANAY MANAYY

WILL DEFF NOE

DATT

WENN IT CUMS 2OO CHANELL ALI

NOO PLANN

CANN

EVAHH

REPEATT

EVAHHH

BEE

VERIFIED

UNDER

WORD

''CONFIRMED''

FER CHANGES ARE VIOLENTLAY BOUND 2OO HAPPENN HORR LANG BANGS??

BUT IF U WANN BOOK ME

I REPEAT AH I REPEAT

DUNT CLASH WITHH ALL DA DATES WHEECH ARE STATED UNDER DA WORD CONFIRMED AH!!!!!!!

NO CLASH CLASH

I SAY

NO CLASH CLASH

ONE CLASHED HPPNYNG DAT TYM

COST ME ONE BOTTLE OF AXE OIL AHH!!

IF ANY CLASH OF PLANS WERE TO BE OCCURED ALL PLANS WILL BE CANCELED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT N I WILL PROCEED WIT GOOWIN MARKET HAND IN HAND WIT MA MOMMA.

ZANKYEWWZ FER UR COOPERAYTIONN!!!!!!

THIS POST IS SPECIALLAY DEDYCKAYTED TO:

KUMBANG

2ULANG

KHAISHAH

CREDITS:

MRS ITALIANO; CHANEL ALI

O FYNAHLEE.

ZEE TAGG FWOM LEGIMAPOLE

AHBOUT 15 THANGS PPLE ZONT NOE BOUT uuU

DEN I HAVE TA TAGG 5IVE MORE PPLE??

I TAG

SAMUEL.OH,KUMBANG.FAUZAN,KAHYEW,ENGHWEE&MEEDUNT

1) chanel ali had bangs real real natural ones the whole while until she was primary 5 or 4 or 6?

2) chanel ali had reeel reeeeeeel gawwdyllocks reeel currl hair da whole baybehhh tymm

3)ooooo yahhhhh chanell ali was in 1.11,2.11,3.11, den soared to da 2econdd class in whole skewwl ooooo clapclapclapclapp 4.2,5.2,6.2 em1 ahh em1 ooooo lurvelayydurvehhhbaybehhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

4)i lykk desserrts sooo SOOOOOO muchh more thann all da sawlidd foods lykk rice fer lunch mee ferr dinner soo yawn yawwn oone im a SUGAARR typee of perrson soo if u wann seducee me witt foodd SUGARR mus bee incloodedd in da ingrediantts ahhhhhhhh!!!!! MUSMUSMUS!!iff nawt.NAWTNIZE.iff nawwt nize.NAWTSEDUCEDD.

5)watt pple zontt noe?? o now denn i noe i tell oomos 99.9%%% of ma lyfestorayy sooo blardyy hardd 2oo tinkk tinkk wahtt zeyy zontt noe ahh???!?!?!?!! o pple zont noe datt ma colgate has lime apple on itt soo its yummayyummayy buttt ive nvahh swallowed it beforee ahh buttt da smell lykk mentos lime ooooooooHHHHH chanel lykklykklykk ahh!!

6) chanell ali has climbedd atopp gates,sytting on barbb wire, wit a guyy supportyngg ma pairr of ass witt bare hands? waKAKKAKAA its reeeeeeeeeel.

7)wenn u wan tok to chanell ali, conveyy all messayges at nite wenn shes more awaykee comparedd to in da mawrnyngg wherebyy if u tokk 2oo me id wayke upp nextt mawrnyngg witt a memorayy lost of entiree words spokenn 2oo mee in zee mawwwrnyngg ahh sooo meanss ahh chanell ali moree acktyveelayy awaykee at nite untill recentlay wenn she returnned fwomm japan n begann yawnyngg at 8++pm?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

8)chanell alii is a percussionistt bandd memberr oooOOO WAS.WAS. ferr 4ourr yearrs denn shee fleww outt n zontt wann touchh demm drums ahgainn unless theyre lykk maa unckles elecktronyckk/rubbermade drumms ahh sooooooooo HAAWWTHAWWTTHAWWWTT ahhhhh!!!!!!!

9)chanell alii was a modell wen she was aroundd 7even or 8eightt waitt i postt pickchaas of ma porttfolioo nawwt lykk noww i nawwt mohdell horrrr butt dis oone reel REEEL oone lykk ferr oone companayy itinkk oshkoshhbagawwshh or summ disneyy oone ahhh!!!!!!

1O)chanel ali love/hate relayytionshype witt legg hairrs. wenn snowwyngg or cold weatherr- goo keep legg hairr waitt warmm warmmm eazayy ahhh!!!! buttt if u keepp hairr waitt entiree legg blarrrrdyy itchayy oonce xposedd 2ooo sunn or hawwtthhawwwttt weatherr ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11)hass annn 8eightt yearrs oldahh denn mee sistahh calledd NYONYAA whoo OMAGAHWHWGHAHRJHRRDD wenntt aroundd lykk LITERALLAY AROUND fwomm paris,praquee,france n blablablaa moree europee ferr 2wentayy7evenn dayyys ahhhhhhh!!JH!KJH!JH!J!HJ!H!!!

12)antii coffee.antii teaa.EEEEEEEEE GREENN TEAA. i ratherr dipp seaweedds into COCACOLA n drynkk it all withynn 3ree seckondds ahhhh!!!!!!!

13)OHH is ahboutt tooo joinn lianniihubbayyy at da hiphawwpdance oldskewwl in brasbasahh butt ooooo waittwaittt i tott i saidd dat last last lassssssssssssstt yearrrr oosoo???? waitt i see wennn i hearr it callynnn ma namee louderr ahh!!!!!!

14)hadd ma oone petite mouthh stuffedd witt 3reee BIGG BIGG pacifiers durinn sec 2wo in historayy lessonn ferr tokyngg buttt styll gawwt space wahhtt smmore deezz pacifierrs taste gewwwwwwwd ahh of cos mus cawwmment soo theres styll roommm ferr communicayytionn despitee daa 3ree colourrfull wunnzahhfoooll pacifierrs in ma mouthh datts jammyngg ma salivaa inn weeyerrdd teethh areeyas ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!

15) WANTS A STEREO SYSTEM INSTALLED IN MA ROOM COMPLETE WIT XTRA BASS SPEAKER WIT LINKAGES TO DA TOILET SOO WENN I CONSTEEPAYTED, MELODIES COULDD BE BLASTED 2oo EASE DA PASSAYGE OF BIGG BUSINESS DELIVARAY

** O AND IN ADDITIONN AHH!!

16) I, CHANEL ALI, IS BEDIBEDI DA PARTICULARR BOUTT TEETH N BRUSHH TEETH, TOOTH PASTE,TOOTHHBRUSHH N ALL DA BLABLABLAA BOUT TEETH I BRUSHH DA NONGESTT IN MA FAMILAYY N YESHH IT WASS OONI AT JAPANN TRIPP WENN I TOHTAHLEE FERGAWWT/NO TYM 2OO BRUSHH TEETHH AHH

SOOOOO MA BREATHH WOULDD NAWWT BE AFFECKTED SINCE I DIDD NAWWT BRUSH TEETH FERR 3/347 ISSITT DAYSS IN A YEARRRRR???????

I FINI!!FINEE!!FEENEEE!!!!!!

TAGG:

SAMUEL.OH

ENGHWEE

KUMBANGG

KAHYEWW

MEEDUNT

O!!AND SHE FLEWW SMMORE 2OO JAPANN 2WO!!

2008-12-19T20:40:00.000-08:00

" O CHANELLLLLLLL!! URR JUSTT LYKK AN OLYMPICC GYMNASTT!!!! "
- YESHHYESHH I HEARDD DAT B4ORE.OFTEN AHH. OFTENN!! WAKAKAKKAKAKAKA!!!!

LETT LADAYY CHANEL ALI DA OLYMPICIANN GYMNASTT LEADD UUUU UPP WITTT ONE2WO3REE LETTS STRETCHH UPPPUPPP 2OOO HEARRRRRRRTS!! ( OMAHGAWWHHRRD WAHHHHHHHHTT TOKIN MEE???? BLOGGYN MAKES CHANEL HEN LEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

DA DEVYCE WHEECH I WOULDD SPENTTT 1OOOOOOOO $$$$$ 2OO GETT IT PLANTEDD IN ALL TOILETTS OF DA WORRLD SO WENN WEE SHEEE SHEEE OR DOO BIGG BUSINESS ALL DA PLOOPP PLOOPINGG SOUNDD WENN DAT SUMTHANG SUMTHANGG LANDEDD ON DA WATERR SURFACE OF DA BASE OF DA TOILET BOWWL COULD BE DROWNEDD BY DA SOUNDD OF ELECKTRONYCKK CLAPPYNG HANDDS PLUS FAKEE FLUSHYNGG NOISES EQUIPPED WITT VOLUME ADJUSTMENTTS SOFTSOFT 2OO LOUDDLOUDD AHHHHHHHHHH!!

OMAHGAWWHRRD THOSE UMBRELLAAS IS CALLYNGG MA NAMEE WEE SNATCHEDD DEMM UPP CAMWHOREDD IN FWONTT OF YUANXIAAS CAMERAHH TILL I EVENN KNOCKKED WIT A LOUDD BANGYNGG SOUNDD ON DA JAP TCHA'S HEADD O KNOCKEDD DA UMBWELLAA ONN HERR HEADD LYKK DATT AHH GAWWT SOUNDD AHH WENN I KNOCKEDD THANGGS ON SINGAPOREANS HEADS NOO SOUND WERE EXOOOODED AHHH!!!!

AWWWWW ITS A BEEYEWWWTIFOOOOOLLLLLL SUBWAYY AS BEEYEWWTIFOOLLL AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS AS A SILENT LIBRARAYY YEHHHHH INDEEDD AHH!!! ONE FARTT OR BURRP COULD ECHOO THROUGHOUTT THE ENTIRE SUBWAYY N RESOUNDED ITS WAYY ALL AROUND TILL ITS MISTAKENN FERR A BLASTYNGGLYY SMELLYY FOUL BOMMBBB AHHHHHHHH!! DEYY DOO 2WEES CHANELL DOO 2WEES KAILINGLONG DOO 2WEES MANAY MANAYY DOO 2WEES WEE DOO 2WEES WEE DOO 2WEES 2GEDAGEDAGEDAAAAAAAAAAAA AHH!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YESHHHH 2WEES IT OONE MORE TYMMMMMM SWINGG IT HERRE SWINGG IT DEHHHHH PEHHPERRRLLL 2WEESINGS ARE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT O BABBLEBABBLEBLABLABLAA LEMME JUS CONCENTWATE IN UPLOADYNGG ALL DA ONE99999999MILIONN PICKCHASS FIRSTT BEFOREE TYPINN CAWWMMENTS LAAAA!!

NOWWNOWWNOWWWWWWWWWW

WE SOOOooOO DUNT SEE DEEEZ 3REE EVERRAYYDAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :

JAPANESE ADORN SHOES & SOCKS DAT ARE NIZENIZE SAME SAME 2GEDAGEDA AHHH UNLYKK SINGAPORE WHERE BY IF UNIFORMS ARE MATCHED 2GEDAGEDA WIT DA WORDS ''SAMESAME'' ALL STOODENTS COULD PREDICKT AN OMINOUS AWWWBIT PHUTURRE ANDD BIDD GEWWD BYE 2OO WALKYNN ON HIGHH FASHYONN RUNWAYY AHH!!

OMAGAWWWWHRRRRD SAAAA KOOO RAAA DEN DA BELOWW DEH WOULD GOO CLIGG CLOGG CLIGG CLOGG DENN CHANELL WOULDDD YEALLLLLLLL IN XCYTEMENTT UPONN HEARYNGG DA SOUNDD OF DA LURRVELAYY CLIGCLOGGS WHEECH UNFORTUNATELY DA OONE 2OO WHEECH I PURCHASED WAS 2OO SMALL N APPARENTLY IT WAS A PAIRR I BOUGHHTT JUS SECKKONDS AFTA I AWOKEE FWOMM DA SNUGG NONGNONG NAPP IN DA BUS AHH THEREFORE I WASNT IN DA CONSCIOUS MINDD OF DA SIZES AVAILABLEE UNTILL SUPPERRTYMM AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O N YESHHH OOOMAGAWWHRRD DIS SAAAAAAA KOOOOO RAAAAA SONGG IS ECHOWINN IN MA BRAINNS AHHH ITS EVENN MA ALARMM AHH FWOMM TEEVEE DA SONG 2OO WHEECH I AWOKENN UPON HEARYNGG IT BLASTYNGG ON TEEVEE AT AROUND 6IXX AHH SOOOO EFFECKKTYVE AHH!!!!!!!!!

OOO N YESHH FEENAHLEE IT ISNT EVERAYY SINGLEE DAYYY YOU WOULDD BE ABLE 2OO WITNESS DEEZZ JACINTHH HOLDYNGG A MICROPHONEE UNDERNEATHH HER MOUTHH WAHHTTT!!!!!! O DIS CAM IS UNDERR FLASH MODE WHY STYLL BLACK BLACKK AHH??????

OMAGAWWWWRHHD I NEED MITZOO BAHHHHDDLAYYY!!!!!

O HEMMMMMM MAYBEHH I CAN WAIT FER DA ARRYVAL OF MITZOO LAYTAHH NOW STRIKEE DEMM POSE FIRSTT AHH!!

OOO YESHH YESHH YESHH DATS DA WAYY WEE HAVE TA STRYKKE A POSE WIT MITZOO OR NAWWWWWWWTT!!!!!!

ooooOOOOO MARIOSHROOM WIT SNOOPY OMAGAWHRRD ANOTHA NAWTEVERAYDAYSEEN SCENE AHGAIN AHHH!! NOWW I WUNNZAHH IF HE PLAYS WIT BARBIE HELLO KITTAY OR BLABLAA WENN HE BAYBEEE BCOS HE SEEMS 2OO BE HANDLYNGG DA SNOOPY LYKK HED SEENN IT EVERAYYDAYY IN HIS LIFE AHH VIA DA PROTECKKTYVE CRAYDLEE AHH!!! OOOO WAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!

SILHOUTTESFULLSTAWP.BAGGYJACKETSFULLSTAWP.

lurverlayyylurrverlayyelevaytorrpehperrrll!!

oooOOOO yehhhh BAYBEHHHHH!!

COOTiEPiE CHANEL iS STRYKiNG iT AHGAIN!!!

NEVAHH EVAHH RELYY ON DA STOOL OF AN ANCIENTT BIKE IN TYMS OF CONSTEEPAYTIONN AHH!!!! OUTCOMES MAY BE DETRIMENTAL. TO.DA WORLD.

OKAYY OKAYYY JUS PADLE PADLE OMAGAWHRRDD IM GETTYNN SOO FRSIJSKJKJAKJWKJKAJWKJHWKJW SLEEPAYY WRYTINGG ALL THEEZZ WUNNZAHFOOLL FOTO CAAWMMENTS AHNYOONE VOLUNTEERYNG 2OO DO IT FER MEE COULD BE BESTOWEDD AS MAAA MAAAA - O DIS BRAIN DUNT FUNCKTION NOWW 2OOO

OONCE AHGAINN PAY ATTENTEEYONN 2OO DA SIZE OF THOSE BAGS BENEATHH THOSE EYES OO YESHH YESHH YESHH ITS NOO ILLUSIONN I HAVEE VERIFIEDD IT ANDD IM PROUDD 2OO ANNOUNCE DEEZZ EYEBAGGS GETT PHLATTERR N PHLATTERR DAYY BY DAYY WHENEBBA THEYRRE XPOSEDD 2OO DA WINTERR CLYMATE AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWHHHHH IVE GAWT BIGGBIGGBIGG.DREAMS ATOPP A RICKSHAWWWWWW

OMAGAWHRRDD IT WAS DENN DID I NOEE WAHHTT OCCUPAYTIONN OPPORTUNITAYY OF SUCCESS LIES BEFORE MEE DATT TONES DEMM MUSCELLS ON MA LEGGS N OFFFFF COS ITS MA OONE AND ONLAYY MA WHYTE WHYTE WHYYYYTE LIMORYCKSHAWW BAYBEHHH TAKE DA BACKK SITT NOWW 5IFTAYY DOLLARS PER KILOMETERR AHH!! SINGAPORE DOLLARS ACCEPTEDD EVENN EUROPEAN MONEY 2OO.OTHERS.REJECKTED.

"HOWW MANAYY YEARRS DOO I HAVE 2OO TELL UUU MY DRYVERR HOWW MANAYY GENERAYTIONS DO I HAVE 2OO WAITT FERR UR ARRYVALL 2OO PUSHH MA TRYSHAWW??!?!?!?! OONE MORE TYMM N U CANN PUSHH WHEELBARROWWS IN AFRYCKKA AND GETT SUNBURNEDD FEREVAHH!!"

"O YESHH I DIDD PEDALEDD OKAYY I PEDALEDD LYKK MADDD TILL MA HEELS BROKE OFFF BUT WHYY AM I STYLL AT DA SAME FRYGGINN SPOTT!!!!!! OMAGAWHRDD IM RED HAWWT BURNYNGG NOW SUMBAWDAYY GETT ME AIRCONN OR SUMTHANG NOWW!!NOWW!!I SAY NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"

OONCE AHGAINN WENN U CANTT PEDALL DOO IT ASOHH STYLEE REHLEASE DEMM FINGERRS LYKK THERES NOO BONES NOWW SHAKEE ITT HERE N DEHH WITT A HANKERCHIEFF BAYBEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

OMAGAHWRRDDDD I DINTT SNAPP DIS PICKCHAA WAHTTT CAWWMMENTS DOO I HAVE FERR DIS PICKCHAA XCEPTT OF ITS SEXAYYYYYYYYNESS??????

CURRENTLY, LEGIMAPOLE 20O8= 1O YEARS AGO LEGIMAPOLE =

OMAHGAWWWHRRRRRDD DEEZZ WASNTT SNAPPEDD BY CHANEL ALII BUTTT DEEEZZ LOOOOOOKKKKKKK CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRTOOONN LAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALA WAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAAAAAKAKAKAKAKAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMAGAWWHRD ITS DA SAME SAME AS DA PICKCHAA ABOVE AHHH!!!!

CONCLUSIONN: AGE IS NO BARRIER WENN IT COMES 2OO LEGIMAPOLEE'S GLARYNG SMILE DATT SEEMS 2OO BEE THREATENYNGGG 2OO REACHH RIGHTT UP UNTILL DA ENDS OF HERR EARRS LAAAA JUS LYKK NOWWWW AS SEEN FWOM HuumMMMMM AHBOVE?? awwhhh HEALTHY SMILES WAHHTT DO YEWW XPECKTT?????WAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAA!!!!!!!!!!! VOGUE.VOGUE.BAYBEH.VOGUE.VOUGE.

WASNTT DIS PICKCHAA AHBOVE?>>???? ISSITT DIFF????

CHANELLALI&OO.HERCARR!!!!!!

WHYYY YAA STAYRINNN ATT MAA CARR FERR???!! DIS AINT NOO SALE AHH!!

OOOOOOOOOO BLISS MA LOWW STORAYY. LOWWTAYBLE.LOWWHOUSE. BLISSBLISS!!

OOOOOOO WAHHDDATT WAHHDDATT SOO BLACKKBLACKK???? wahhtTS DATT BHNDD US AHH?????

WAHHHHHHHHHTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!>!>?>!>

IMMAA HERE IMMA DOWNN HERE IMMA DOWNN BSYDEE LEANYNN PISAAAAAA!!!!!

AYAAAAAA MUS WAITT AHGAINN FOOHHHHHH MISTADRYVER SHOULD REELI BE THROWWN ON WHEELBARROWW ROLLIN DOWNN HILL LAAAA!!!!!

POOOOOO!!!!GET CONSTEEPAYTEDDD ON A RYCKKCHAIRR!! HOWW WUNNZAHFULLAY ROHMANTYCKKKK AHHHH!!!!!!!! STAYYYYNDYNGGGGONTHANGSAREHAWWTHAWWTHAWWTTT!!!!!!! O I SOOO ZONTT NOEE WAHHTTAA CAWWWWWMMENTT OOLEDIIDIDIDIIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDI!! INSPIRECHANELLALI AHHH!!

I LYKKK DOMES I LURVE ITT I JUSS LYKK ITT IMM INN LURRVE WIDDITT 1

I CANTT KEEPPP MAA EYES OF DOME NOONOONOONOOOOOOOO!!!!!

DOMEEDOMEE&GEWWDHAIRDAY=PERRRFECKKTEEYONN AHHH!!!

BE.AMAYYZEDD.BE.AWEDD.BE.WAHHHTJHTJDHTJTHJTH?!??!?!?!!! WALLLOFPERFECKKTIONN

DIS WALLS 2OO EMPTAYY OMAHGAWWRD HORRENDOUSITAY IT NEEDS A DOUSE OF PERFECKKTION!!!

DO IT DA AS0OH WAYYYYYYYYYYYY( SNAPPYNGS OF DA POSE IT UPP LYKK AN ASOHH PICKCHAS AVAILABLE BELOWWW) :

DEYY IT CORRNN LYKK IT WAS BORRNEDD FER DA FIRSTT TYMM WAHHHH!!!! AWWWEESOMINGGS AHH!! IF OONI I HADD YENS AT DATT TYMM 2OO DOO DATT 2OOOO!!!!!!!!!!

OMAHHGAWWWHRRDD FISHH BOOTTS LOOK SOO SEXAYLAYY GLOSSAYY I WANNNN BUT.

IF OONI I HAD YENNS.

AWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

CHANELL&KUMBANGBANG LOOKALYKK YESH?NO?NO?YESH?? DISCKUSSION OF YESHES&NO MAY BE PROLONGGED 2OO TAGBOARDD ZANKYEWWWW!!

OOOOOO AND WENN CHANELL WENTT BOREDDDD SMACKYNGG BAWWDAY OVAHH JAPANNS DAYMMMNN USEFUL FERR SURVIVALL VENDYNGG MACHYNES ARE AWWWWWWWESOMINGGS AHHH!!!!!!

DENNN I GOO SMACKK SMACKK SMMORE OOO IT FEELLS BETTAHH N BETTAHHHHHH WAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKA!!!

FYSHHSHAWWPP.BAYBEHH.ILYKKK.ITT!!!!!

LETTTTTTS.GOOO.BOOGAYY.WOOGAYY.OOOGEHH.FYNDYNN.FYSHH.BAYBEHH!!

ASOHHHHHH LAYY UR HANDD OUTT FER A HANKERCHIEFF STYLEE AHHH!! WATTOO DOO ASOHH GOES MARKETT FYND FISHH WAHHTTT!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH LOOKK PLATES ARE DA EYES BELOWW DA PAILS DA MOUTH AND OMEEGAWWD DIS FACE HAS A TONGUEE STYCKYNGG OUTTT AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOO WAAAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGA GIANTT GIANTTT GASS TANKK CANN MOOVEE AS FASTTT AS A CARRRRRRRR AHH N EVENN OVERRTOOKK A LORRAYY AHHH WAGAGAGGAGAGAGA I WANN DATT IT LOOKKS MORE AWESOMINGG DENN MAA GO-KARTTS AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FISHH I BOUGHTT FER MA MOMMAAA ARE STOREDD IN DIS FRIDGEE AHHHH!! U WANN OONE AHNYOONE????? HOW MANAYY U WANN?? WATT KG?? WAT COLOURR?? ALL HERE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMAGAWHRRD I TINKK ID MASSYVE UPLOADD ALL DA PICKCHAS HERE FIRSTT.

DELETE IT FWOMM MA FTHRRS LAPTAWP BEFORE HE DCOVERS DA CHANGE OF MA EYEBALLS COLOURR.

DENN WRITE CAWWMMENTT FER EACHH N EVERAYY FOTO I HAVE SUCCESSFULLAYY UPLOADEDD HERRE.

YESHH YESHH????

I TINKK ITS A BAWWWHHRYNGG IDEEYAA BUT SINCE FTHR NEEDS LAPTAWP BY ONE PEE AMM

MASSYVE UPLOADD IS A BEDIBEDIBEDI DA GEWD SOLUTEEYONN AHH!!!!!

OMEEGAWWHRRD

MUS TYPE DA HARAJUKOOS,COKE,STEWARRDESS,MCCAFE STAWRRAYYS AHH O YAA N SUM PINGG PLANG PLOONGGS STOREES IN B2WEEN WHEECH ALL HPPN NAWWT ON DAY 2WOO I TINKKTINKK ITS ONN DAY 345678EIGHTT AHH.

GEWWWWWWWD

SINCE ITS ALL BEEN TYPEDD

DENN CHANELL CANN RMEMBAA DENN NOWW LETT ZEE MASSYVE UPLOADDDDDD BEGYNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BA-DA-DEE-BA-DA-DAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

2008-12-19T17:29:00.000-08:00

CANN I SKIPP DAY 2345678 ALLL N FOCKKUS ON DA PARTT OF
HAWWT
I REPEAT
HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWTT
'WELCOMIN OF A CELEBB' DAYY AT ZEE AIRPAWRT
BY MA DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRLANGGGGS
AWWWWWWWWWWWHHH
SOOOO
NIZEE
NIZEE
NIZEE
NOWW
I WAN AN ENCORE CANNCANN????
CHANEL ALI HAS GYVIN UPP ATTEMPTYNG 2OO EDITT EACHH N EVERYY PICKCHA O WAITTT!! SHE HASNT EVEN STARTED IT YETT BUT SUMTHANG TELLS HER DAT OONCE SHE ATTEMPTS 2OO COMPLETE EDITINN EACHH N EVERYY PICKCHAA A NEWW MILLENIUM WOULD ADORNN, NEWW GENERAYTIONS WOULD BE BORRN ANDD DEEZZ BLOGG WOULDD DECOMPOSE IN2OOO POOOOOOOOOOPSIES AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESHH YESHH
HAZIYAHCHANELALi
LYKKKS 2OO GOO OUTT
UNTIL DA SKY BLACKK BLACKK
N MOON ROUNDDROUNDD
BUT I TINKK I GAWWT JETT LAGG AHH
MA EYES DROOPP DA MOMENTT I SITT STAYTIONARAY ON ANAY THANG DA BUS DA TRAINN DA CARRR DA AIRRBUSS DA FLOORR DA SOFA AHNYTHANGG AHH!!!!!!!!
I MUS CHEWW CHEWW I MUS EATTEATT I MUS WALKKWALLKK ( OF COOS DAT OONE I ZONT WAN DOO AHH!! WATT HUMANN LURRVES 2OO WALKK AH!?!??!?! WATS DA USE OF TRAVELAYTORR IF HUMANS WANN 2OO WALKK!!!!!!!)
AND OMAAHHGAWWHRRD
WHEECH CUZZIN IS GETTYNN MARRIED 2OODAY DIS TYMM AHH????
I HAVE A VISIONN DATT I DA TIREDD SOULL WIT XPANDYNGG EYEBAGGS DA MOMENTT I REACHED SINGAPORE WILL NEED 2OO RETELL N REETELL N RETELL STORIESOFJAPAN AHGAINN AND AHGAINN N AHGAINN DURIN DA WEDDYNN CEREMONAYY AHH UNTYLL SALIVAS STYCKYNGG ON MAA WINDPIPES THROATS TONGUE OR WAHDEBBAHH THANGGS EVAHPOWRATE N BCUM POWDERYSH OR SUMTHANGG AHH!!

ONN ZEE OTHAA HANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
CHANEL ALI FEELLS LYKK A MEGAMEGAMEGA SANTA CLAUSYNGG
WITTTT BUNDLES N BUNDLES N BUNDLES OF MILEEYONNS OF GYFTS FERR MA ZURRLANGGGGGGS N MANAY MANAYY MOREEEEEEEE
ALL DA WAYY FWOM EUROPE AND JAPANN AHHH!!!
REEL ONNE YESHH YESHH REEL OONE
ITS EIDA STATED MADE IN SWISS OR MADE IN JAPANN AHH!!!!
SOOO CANN FASTA FASTA COLLECKKT N TAKE ITT
O BUTTT BUTTT BUTTT
IN ORDERR 2OO COLLECKTT IT WEE MUS MEET WAHHT!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GAWWT MORE XCYTNGG EVENTTS AHPPROACHYNGG AHH!!!!!
BUT I TINKK MUS LISTT DOWNN AHH
I ZONT WANN CLASHYNG OF PLANNS AHGAINN AH
IT IS
H O R R E N D O U S
SOOOO AHHH
FIRSTT MUS
1) MEET N REVEALL 2OO MA DURRLANGGS DA JAPANN THANGGS ( O I WAN STARBUCKS AHNYWHERE OONE I WAN DA COOKIE N FRAPPO DEN WE GOO FER FONDUE AHH JAPAN NO FONDUEE OONE AHH!! O WEE DOO CHRYSTMAS STYLE AHH!! EVWEEBAWWDAY BUY GYFTS FER OONE ANOTHAA OSOO DENN WEE GOO FYND TREE AT PASIRRIS PARKK OR BOTANYCKKGARDENN DENN WEE CHANGE CHANGE PRESENTT SOO WAITT I OOSO GETT THANGGS AHh!!! DENN DEHH ALL CAMWHORRE PICKCHAA CUMM OUTT CONFIRM LYKK FRONT COVERRR OF MAGAZYNEE AHH!! CANN AHH CANN OMAGAWHRRRRD CHANEL ALIII U ARRE BERR-REE-LEE-YANT!!

DENN DEHHS

2) CHRISTMAS PARTAYY ISSIT? ACCORDYNG 2OO SAMUEL WERR INVYTED 2OO CHRISTMAS CELEBBWAYTIONN OOOO NIZENIZENIZE CHEECKEN WINGGS TANDOORIS BISCUITTS ALL ARE FORTES FOUNDD IN AUNTIE ALICE AREEYAA AHH!!!
SOOOOOOOOOO I TINKK CHANEL ALI HAS BEEN BOOKEDD ON DA 26IXX DEC BUT WAHT DAY IS DAT AH?? OMAGAWWRD ITS SAT. 2OODAY??!?!?!! I TOT WED OR THURS AHHH!!!!!!

N DENN

3) ATIQAHH&BANANANANANANANANA WEE 3REE MEETTMEETT NEXTT WEEKK OSOO DATE UNKNOWWNN PLACE UNKNOWWN UNTIL DATT BANANANANA VERIFIES DEMM AHH!!

OO YAA DENN GAWWT

4) BUYY DICKIES??

5) MEETT MACAROWWNEE BACKKSYDE ALL 2OO DIST. DA ITSALLDAWAYFWOMEUROPE ITEMM AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ITS BETTAHH DENN JAPANN ITTS IMPORTEDD BY HANDDDDDDD U OWEE MEE MANAY MANAYY O YAAA POTLUCKYNGG AT STARBUCKK OR SUMTHANGG AHHHH I HUNGRAYY MANAY MANAYY FERR ALL DA FOOODD DAT IS NAWWWT FYSHH, DOES NOTT OWN ANAY STYCKAYY RICE N DOES NAWWT HAVEE ANAYY JAPANESE ELEMENTT O BUT I DOOOOOOOO MISHMISHH DA SOYAASAUCE ANDD CARROTTS FWOM JAPANN AHH!!

DENNN DEHHS ZEE UNCERTAINN OONE WITT SUM BURRBERRYNGG SUMM UNSURE WEDA STYLL AVAILABLE ON EARTHH 2ULANGGS ALL
6) MEETTMEETT IDUNNOWENN BUT I ZONT WAN ANAY CLASHH AH 2OOOO MEETT UR BEEYEWWTIFOOOLLL HAIRFWOMJAPAN AHHHHHHHHH!! ITS HAWWT ITS SEXAYYYYYYYYYY EVENN KHAIRULL HASSITT NOWW WAITT DA WHOLE WORRLD SAME SAME AWWW NIZE WAHHT NIZEE WAHHTT CHANEL ALIIII IS ONCE AHGAINN
BERRRR-REE-LEEE-YANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS DEHH SMMORE???
O YAAAA

7) GOO AUSTRALIA/MALAYSIA I TINKK IN DA WEEKEND OF NEXTT WEEKK WITT FAMILAYY OOOOOOOOOO NIZENIZENIZEE IM CRAYYYVYNGG FERR PASTAMANIAA AHHH DAYY N NITE I AWOKE FWOMM MA DREAMM FLOODED WITT DROOLS N IM YEARNYNGG 2OO ADORNN ALL MAA WINTTTTTTTTTAHHWEARR AHGAINN
OO YESHH YESHH
DEYYRR HAWWT HAWWTT
DEYRR SEXAYYYYYYY TOO
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLALALALALLALALALALAALALA

I LURRRRRRRVE iTT AHHHH!!

BUT FERR DIS WEEKK
ALL I WANNA DOOO
IS 2OO
SLEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEPP
ANDD
SERRRRLEEEPPPPP AHHHHHHHHGAINN AHHHHHHH!!

SOOOO FABB AHH!! DO IT MALIBOOOO STYLE!!!!!

XDXDXDXDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANELGOES2JAHHHHPANNBAYBEHHH!!

2008-12-19T05:16:00.000-08:00

PRESENTYNG:CHANEL ALi SMACKED IN JAPAN DAY 1 YALL!!
omagawhhrrrrrd DIS IS HEEEEEEEE-YUUUUGGE AHHH!!

WEHHHHH?????? I PLACEDD DA WER'ON'AIR PICKCHAA FIRSTT WHYY DIS PICKCHA CUMM OUTT FIRSTT AHH?????? SORRAYY LAAAAAA STICKAY STICKAYY RISE PLUS GETTYNN DRUNKK WIT SOYAA SAUCEE MAKES UU FEELL CONSTIPAYTEDD THEREFOREE SQUATT IT INN SQUATT IN INN YESHH YESHH DOO IT NOWW 2GEDAGEDAGEDAAAA!!

OOO YESHHHHH TOLDCHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW DAYMNNN EFFECKTYVE DIS STRAHTERGEE ISSSSS!!!
YESSSSSSSSHHHH BAYEBHHHHH WEEE FLYY HIGHHIGHHIGHH UPP IN DAA AIRR OMEEGAWWWHRRD I LYKKKKKKK AHH IMMMM GAWWNNA POSTT DIS PIC BIGGERR VERRSEEYONN AHGAIN AHH!! LYKK NOWWWWWW AHH NOWWW!!

AND UNFORTUNATELAYY LEGIMAPOLES BIG BAWWWDAY BLOCKED MA WHOLE SEXAYY POSE ATOPP DA JAPANS SUBWAYYS SITTYNGG MARBLEE ROCKK AHHHHHh!!!! N I HEARRD MA PHUTUREE CARR HERRE WAILINN MA NAMEE OUTRAGEYOUSLY CONTINEUOSLY UNFORTUNATELY MA HANDS CANN TOUCHH DA WHEELS LAYTAHH SINCE AT DAT PARTICULAR DA SUM OF MONEY IN MA WALLETS WAS OONI 4OURR OR 5IVE DIGITS AND NAWWT 8EIGHT AWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH!!

COLGATE OMAGAWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTRRHD OUR BACKGROUND LOOKS LYKK LEANINN TOWAHHH OF PISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHH CLAPCLAPP CLAPP TANKK WHOO TANKK WHOO?????? SAYY IT YESHH YESHH SPELL IT WITT MEE C H A NE L A L I OOOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

I SAYY DRINKK WAHHTT DRYNKK AHHH DRYNKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! GREEN TEAA LOOKKS GEWWD SMELLS GEWWD TASTES GEWWWWWD N BLABLA

BUTTTTT

CHANELALI OONI LYKK MITZUUU N COKE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S

LEGIMAPOLE UR FACE N DA FLASK ALL DA CIRCUMFERENCE SAMESAME U SEE!! U SEE!!

OONI TAKEN BY DA PROFESEEYONALLS OONI TAKENN BYY DAA WUNNZAHHFOOLS SNAPPED UPP BY CHANEL ALI OOO MYYYY GAWHHRRD CHANEL ALI BARRBERRLYNNGG BUBBLE I LAYZEE TYPE CAWWMMENTS LAAAAAAAA!!

I HEARTT CHOPSTYCKKS I HEARTT IT I HEARTT IT DEYY TASTE SOO GEWWD WHILST LETTYNN MA UDONNS SLIPP BYY OO CLICKCLICKCLACKCLACKK!! OONCE AHHGAIN WEN EVWEEBAWWDAYY GAVE UPPPED OOLEDI CHANEL ALI STYLL SUCCESSFULLAY CAPTUREDD HER FACE VISIBLAYYY SOOO OKAYYYY AHHHHHH!!

ANDD DENN SINCE JACINTTHH CANTT BE VISIBLY SEENN IN CAMM AT DA PREVEEYOUS PICKCHAA SHE SQUASHEDD UPP N BOOOOOOMBOOOMM YESHH SHE SUCCEEDDED ENTERRYNN BUT NOWW KAILINGLONGG EYE NAWWWT VEDI DA VISIBLE NMMINDNMMIND CHANEL ALI STYLL VISIBLE OONE!!

DAAA MOHMENTT WENT WE USEDD 2OO HAVE BAGGS COLLECKTYNGG UNDERR OUR EYES OOO WHERES JACINTHHHHHHHHHHH? OMGAWHRRDD BLOGGYNNNN SOOOOOOOOOOOO DA TYRINN AHH MA FOTO CAWWMMENTS IS GETTYNN SHAWWRTAHH MUS FINGERRS ARE GETTYNN NUMBER AND I CANTT SEEMM 2OO BEE YANKINN OFF DA SUPERRGLUE WHEECH LEAKED ON MA FINGERRS YEST WENN I TRIED 2OO GLUE BACKK MA BOOTS AHHH!!

CLEOO VOGUE LIME NAWWWWWWWWW ITS PURELAYY CHANEL. CHANEL ALi. IS DA NAME AHH!!

CHANELALI LEGINAPOLE N GRASSWALL AHGAINNNNNNNNNNNN AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW VENDYNGG MACHYNES FWOM JAPAN AREE A BEEEEYEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTAYY AHHh!!!!

N DA PAINTT DEYY USED ON JAPAN ROADDS ARE BEDIBEDI GEWWWWD

OOOOOOO WEEE AREE FERRRRRRRRRRRRR-REEZYNNNGGZANGGZYNGG LETTS GOO FERR MORE HAAGANNDAZCOOKIES N CREAMM IN DA OUTTSYDE WORRRRRLD AHGAINN ENCORRE ENCORREE!!!!!! OOO YESHH YESHH CLOSAHHH CLOOOOOSAHHH BODYY HEATT IS VEDI VEDI MUCHH DA ENCOURRAAYGED HERRE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O WEE WERE GREETEDD BYY A TWISTERR OR SUM TORNAYYDOO OR SUMTHINN DA MOMENTT WEE ARRYVEDD JAPANN GROUNDDS AHH ZONT BLIEVE ASKK ANOTHAA AGREEABLE WITNESS LEGIMAPOLE AHH!! O IF I EVAHH OWNN A BLACKK CARR N WOULDD WANNA SELL IT I WOULDD THROWW DA CARR IN DIS CARPARKKK N PLASTERR IT WIT DA PRICE TAGG N RCEIVE DAA CHEQUE FERR PAYMENTT A FEWW SECKONDDS LAYTAHH AHHH!! CONFORMM CONFORMMM CONFORMMMMMMM

OOOOOO YESHH HERES DA STARTT WENN CHANEL ALIS FINGERS WOULDD BE XPOSED 2OO CHAWWPSTYCKSS DAYY BYYY DAYY BY DAYYY BY NITE BYYY NITEE UNTILLLL NARITAA HOTELL ARRYVEDD AHHH!!!!!! CHOPSTYCKKS FORRKS LAYDLES SPOONS BLAABLAABLAA CHAWPSYCKKS ARE DAAA BEST FOTOGYNYCKK ACCESSORIES 2OOO PRODUCE A OOO ITS ON DA COVER OF A MENUUUUUUUU PICKCHAA AHH LURRRVELAYY DIS IS DA MENU WHEECH BEGANNN MAA SSOYAASAUCE LURRVE CONNECKKTEEYONN OOO CLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

OOOOO WHERE DOO DEYY SELL DEEZZ LUNCHBOXES DEYY ARE NIZEENIZE HAWWTHAWWT STACKABERRLS BUT I SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOO ZONTT WANN DATT WUNNZAHFOOL GREENTEAABOTTLE WHEECH TASTES LYKK A CONTAINERR OF SEAWEEDS WERE SOAKED N DIPPEDD INSYDE ITT AHH!!!!!

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK LOOOKK ATT DATTTTTTTT OO ANOTHA AWESTRUCKEDD GAPIN KATHERINNE BHYND AHGAINN AHH!!!! YESHHH YESHHH HOWWW WEE LURRRVE SUNN SHYNEE SUNSHYNEE FWOM JAPANNNNN IS FYNE FYNE FYNE FYNE OMEEGAWHHHHHHHHHHHHRD SOOO MARFARNING TYPE CAWMMENTS FERR EACHH PICKCHAA AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I LYKKKK IT COLDD I LYKKKKK IT HAWWWWWWTT I LYKKK SUNSHYNEE I LYKKK DA COLDD COLDD I LYKKKKKK ITT DAT WENN HOODIES ARE USEDD NOOO SWEAT IS PROOOOOOOHHHDUUUUUUUUUCED AHH!!!!! OOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

OOOOO WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FERR DA FIRSTT TYMM IN HISTORAYY WENN ABERCROMBIEFURRAYY JACKETT IS BEIN ADORNEDD NOO SWEAT WAS SHEDD ATTTTTT ALL AHHHHHHHH NAWWT EVEN 1MLITRE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANELLLALi WIT GEE EE MOKK MOKKS FEREVAHH 21OONE SHADDDDDES WITT LEGIMAPOLELEGIMAPOLELEGIMAPOLE YESHH GEE EE MOKK MOKK BEE HONOURRRED AHH OUTT OF MA MILLEEYONN MILLEE MILLEYONNS OF SHADES IN BOXXES AHH I PLUCKKED DA OONE U GYMME MA HANDD AHHHHHHHHH!! OOO YESHH YESHH I NOEE U LYKKK BUT UNFORTUNATELAYY MA LUGGAYGE CANTT FITT DATT PINKK HAIRBANDD FWOM MALAYSIAA U GAYVEE AHH!! OOOO WAHHHHHHH TOILETT MIRRORRS FWOM JAPANN AREE NIZENIZENIZE 2OO DOO DA SNAPP SNAPP AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I TOLDD U NIZENIZENIZE I TOLDD UUUUU U CANN GETT LUREDD 2OOO YELLOWWWWWWWLOWWWWWLOWWWLOWWWWWWWW!!

OMAGAWHRRDD HOWW MANAY YEARS WERE WE ONN DA TRAVELAYTORR AHHH???? EVENN ALLLLLLL DA STEWARD N STEWARDESS WERE OUTT OF DA AIRPLANE N OVERRTOOKK US AHHHHHHHHHHH ON FOOT AHH!! O YAAAAAA N ALL THOSE WALKINN BSYDE DA TRAVELAYTORR AHHHH ALL WALKK SYNCROO AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! LYK REELI REEEEEEEELI SYNCROO U NOEE!!

ANDDDDD YESHHH TRAVELAYTORRRS CANTT BEE AHNYYY SERRLOWWWWWWWERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESHHYESHHYESHH ITTS NIZENIZENIZEE WENN UVE GAWWT TYM FER STAYTIONARAYY CAMWHORYNN SESSIONNS DESPITE STANDYNGG ATOPPP A TRAVELLAYYTORRRRRRRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHH!! RMEMBAA AHHH!! PAY ATTENTIONN 2OOO ZEEEEEEE SIZE OF ZEE EYEBAGGS AHH!!

I SAYYY DEEZZ IZZ NAWWT NIZE CNNT SEE FACE OOSO AHHHHHHHH!! WHOOO TOOKK AHHH O YAAAAAAAAA OFFFFFF COS TAKENN BYYY ZEE NADIAHH WAHHTT OF COS CUM OUTT LYKKKKKKKKKKKK DATTTTTTTT!!

DIS IMMABIRDBIRDD PICKCHAA NEEDS 2OOO BEEE EDITTED BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADLAYY AHHHHHHHHH!!

AWWWWW LOOKK ATT DATTT ITS A HIGHTECHHED JAPANESE TRAVELATORR WHEECHH STATED SUMTHANGG DIGITALLAYY DEHH BUTTTT WEE ZONT NOE WAHHTTT SOO WEE STALKEDD OFF ONTO TRAVELATORRS WHEECH WAS SPPOSED 2OO GOO FASTERR DENN DA SPEED OF WALKINN BUT IT WENTT LYKK A SLUGGYNNN SNAILL DRAGGYNN SLIMMYY BODAYY ONN A ROADD LYKK DATT AHH DATT WEE FELTT DA WORLD ON OUR RIGHT N LEFTT WHOO WERE WALKINN VIA FOOTT WEREE WALKINN ON TRAVELATORRS DEMSELVES INSTEADD OF US AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKIN AT DA WAYY DEYY ZOOMM PASS US EXUDINN WINDD AS DEYY DID DATT AHH!!!!! WEE WERE BLOWNN AWAY BUT THEREFORE CONCLUDED DATT DOSE WORDS MEANN SUMTHIN LYK DIS TRAVALATORR '' GOES SLOWWWWWW'' OR SUMTHINN AHHHHHHH!! YESHH YESHH YESHH WEE OWNN NOOOOOONG NOOOONG SUPAHHH SUPAHH NONGNONG SHADOWWS IN JAPANN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

DA BLUE BAGGG OF KAILINGLONGGS WENN IT WAS ONCEUPONNATYM INTACKEDD AHH!! DAA COCKKPITT WHEECHH HAS DA TINIESTTTTTTTTTTT TINIESTTTT STAIRRCASE N TINEETINEE WINDOWWS I WUNNZAHH HOWW PILOTTS TURNN DEMSELVES AROUNDD DAA STAIRCASES BCOS WEE GAWWT STUCKK TURNINN AROUNDD WIT OURR HIKYNGG BAGGS AHHHHHH LYK LITERALLAYY STUCKK UNTIL I TINKK SUMOONE STUCKK A HANDD OUTT 2OO YANKK MEE OUTT OFF DEHH AHHH DESPITTE MA PETITE SIZE IMAHGEENN WAHHTT A GINORMOUS HUMANN CANN DOO IF DEY GAWWT DEH?? AIR BUS COULD CRACKK IN 2OO 2WOO AHHHHH!! I OOSO WUNNZAHH HOWW PILOTTS COULDD SEE INSIDE DATT TINEE TINEE WINDOWWS WHEECHH ARE SOO SLANTEDD AHHHHHHHH!! DA AIRBUS WEE AWAITED NONGNONG PRODUCEDD WEEYERRD NOISES LYKK DA ENGINE WAS RUBBIN ONN ANOTHA ENGINEE N CREAKYNGG NOISES LYKKK DA WINGS WERE HALFF IN ICE N WEN DOSE WINGS MOVED DA ICE WERE SLOWWLAYY CRACKYNGG LYKK DATT AHH!!

YESHHYESHHYESHH I TOLDD UUUU I LYKKED ITT WAHHTT!!!!! O YAA N LOOKK AT DA FACE COLOURR LYKK PAY ATTENTIONN 2OO DA WORDD GET ROSIERR AHHHH IN DAY 345678 ALL AHHHHHHHH!!

N DENN BACKSIDE ( OOOOOOPS SAWWRRLLAYYYY BACKMELISSIDE PARDON CHANELLL ALI!!!!!!!!) PAINN SOO CHANEL WALKK WALKKK GO FYND TOILETT N WASS AWWWWWEMAZED BY DA SIZE OF TINAYY TOILETT BOWLL WIT BIGBIGG BEEYEWTIFOOL BTTN DAT SAID FLUSH WHEECH REQUIRES UU 2OO CLOSE DA LIDD TIGHTT N NAWWT PLACE ASS ATOP OF IT TO AVOIDD GETTYNN SUCKEDDD IN 2OO DA SEWAGE SECKKTION OF DA AIRBUS AHH!! O YAAA DEEPP EYEBAGGS AHH PLEEZ SEE DIFFERENCE OF SIZE OF EYEBAGGS ARE DEYY BIGBIGG OR SMALLSMALL AFTA DAYY 45678????? SINCEE DATT PICKCHAAA CANTT REELI SEE DA EYEE WHYY NAWWWT SNAPP ANOTHAA OONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AWWW NOPENOPENOPEE STYLL CNNT SEE COLOURR LEMME GOO ONN FLASHH NOWW U CANN NAWWT OONI SEE DA COLOURR OF DA EYEE BUT U CANN EVENN SEE DA WUNNZAHFOOLLAYY CARVEDD OUTT BIGGBIGGG GYGANTYCKKK BARR HANDLESS 2OOO PUSHH N PULL DA TOILETT DOORR WIT A LATCHH WHEECH I LAYTAA DISCOVERED SAID IF U ARE LOCKINN IT SAID OCCUPIED N IF U UNLAWWCKKED IT IT SAYSS UNOCCUPIED OOOOOOOOOO WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA!!!!!! DROOOOOOOOLYNN LAAAA DROOOLYNNN HOW CHANEL ALI CANN GETT AMAZEDD BY MILLIPEDE SIZEDD ISSUEEEEEEEES AHHHHHHHH!!

OMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAWWHRRD BERRLOOOLOOOO EYES I LUUUUURVEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! NOWW I GOOWIN TRYY LESS ACCORDYNG 2OO OWL AHLIANING LOOKK SOO I TINKK I WANN TRYY GREYY ORR DA INFAMOUS GREENN LENS AHH!! 2WOO EYES BERLOOLOOOO N YESHHH STYLLL IN LURRRRRRRRRRRVEE WIDDITT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! ALL DA SWEATT BLOODD N TEARRS PUTT POKINN MA EYES ARE FRUITTFULLL INDEEED AHH!!

N DENN WEE SNAPSNAPSNAP HERE DEHH SMMORE SECKONDS BEFORE DA ANNOUNCEMENTT OF OURR NONGNONGG AWAITEDD AIRBUSS IS BEINN DELIVERRED BY AN OMAGAWWDSOPROFESSIONALMAASS SPEAKERR ON DA BROADCASTT SYSTEMM WHEECH MADE MEE GETT INSPIREDD 2OO SNATCHH DEMM SPEAKERRS FWOM HIM N BROADDCASTT ON BEHALF OF HIMM AHHHHH!! N YESHH EVWEEOONE AGGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AHHH!! I TINKK I HAVE A RECORDYNN OF DEEZ AGREEMENTT SUMMWHERRE AHH!! NOWW WHERE IS IT???

O DIS IS A PAYPAHH WEE GAWWWTT WHYLST AWAITYNGG ZEE AIRBUS WAHHDDOES IT SAYY I CANTT SEE U GOO ZOOM INN URSELFF I FERRGAWWT DA CONTENTTS BUT I TINKK ITS AHBOUT FREE PACKETT NOODLES GYVE AHWAYYS N ORANGE JUICE FREE DISTRIBUTIONARIES AHHHHHHH!!

KAILINGGLONGG,LEGIMAPOLEE&&&&&&DA EYES OF AN ANGMOHH DA HAIRR OF A BRUNETTE LADAYYY CHANELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ALII OOOO YESHYESHYESH CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHADEBBA 3REE HOURRS MAKE NONGER AHH NONGGERR FER 3REE HOURRS WE ENVELOPED A STRING OF CHAIRRS WIT OUR JAHCKETS 2OO MAKE IT MORE COMFY 2OO SLEEP ONN IF IT STRETCHES BEYONDD 3REE HOURS I TINKK WEE WOULDD BEE CRACKKINN OHPENN OURR LUGGAYGES N STRINGINN ALL PIECES OF CLOTHH ON DA FLOORR SOO DA WHOLE WORLDD CANN SLEEPP ON DA FLOOR WHILST AWAITINN WUNNZAHHFOOLL AIRBUS AHHHHHH!!

AND DENNN WE GREWW BAWWWWWWWWRDERR STARINN AT DA STAGNENTT MARIOSHROOM IN EYEMASKK DAT I STALKEDD OFF 2OO DA LOO WIT KAILINGLONG ARMED WITT MA NEWW BLUE CONTACKTT LENS AND BEGANN POKIN MA EYES LIKEE SIAOOOOOOOOO ATTEMPTINN 2OO PLACE DA LENS IN2OO DA BLACKK SOCKETT U USUALLAYY SEE ON DA EYEBALLS AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DENN DA DANCE PPLE WERE IN TOILETT 2OO DENN DA WHOLE TOILETT WAS FILLED WITTT CHEERRS FER APPROXIMATELAY AN HOURR SAYIN " YESH YESH!! PUSH IT IN!! PUSH IT IN!!" I TINK THOSE APPROACHYNGG DA GENTS WOULD TINKK SUMBODAYY IS LABOURINGG IN DA AIRPAWRT TOILETT AHH!! BUT TANKXX 2OO DA ENDLESS SUPPLYY OF PUSHH ITT IN JUS PUSH ITT CHEERR I SUCCESSFULLAYY PUSHED DA RIGHT LENS IN DENN THERE WAS ANOTHA HOURR 2OO PLACE DA LEFT LENS WHEECH I DID AT DA AIRPAWWRT AHH OUTSIDE DEHH DENN WENN I FEENAHLEE LOWERED MA MIRROR N REVEALED MA PAIRR OF EYES 2OO DA WORRLD MARIOSHROOM CLAIMED I LOOKED LYKK I WAS BLEEDINGLYY WATERFALLING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! BUT WAHTZEVVAHHH WAHTZEVAHHHH CHANEL ALIS EYES ARE BERRRLOOOLOOOO N SHE WANTTS IT DAT WAYYY FERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREVAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANDD DENN WENN THANGGS BEGANN 2OO GETTTT SOOOOOOO BAWWRYNGG WEE REHLIZED DA SURROUNDYNGGS WERE DAYMNNN INTERESTYNGG DA MOMENT MISTA LAK(SA) UNLEASHEDD HIS EYEMASKK N SLEPTT AT DA SPOTT WHILSTT THROWINGG ASIDEE HIS BOOTTTS UP HIGHH N ?!?!?!?!SNORINGG?!?!?! WAS DATT WAHTT I HEARRD WASSITT WASSITT????? CONFIRMATIONS ARE WELCOMEDD!!

YESHHH YESHHH YESHHH DAA CLASSYCKKK YIN WAII LOOKKIN LYKK GOOWIN FYSHYNGG WHYLSTT AWAITINN DA WUNNZAHHFOOLLAYY 3REE HOURS DELAYED DUE 2OO PSYCHOTYCKK ENGINE IN DATT AIRBUS AEROOPLANE IN ZEE AIRPAWWRRTT AHH!!!!!!! O DENN WEN I STARE AT DIS PIC I REALIZED DAT SNOWW MADE HAIR GROWW BEDI BEDI FAST YESH YESH YESH?? U STARE AT DIS PIC N STARE AT LENGTH OF HIS N OURS WEE ALL DA HAIRR IN DA DAY 45678 PICKCHAS AHH!! DEY ARREE NOOOONGGGGGGGGGGGGGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOONGG!!

DOO.ITT.ASOHH.STYLE WIT DA GUYS WINTERRR PANTS AHH I LOOKED LYK IM ADORNING A BLANKETT ONN MA LEGGS AHHHHHH!!!! WAKAKAKKAKAA LOOKK AT DATTKATHERINE&JACINTHH CLAHSSYCKK GAAAAAAAAAAAPYNGG IN AWWWWWE FACE AHH!! YESHHH I AMM HIGHLY DA CONFIDENTT DATT I WOULDD PLASTERR DIS PICKCHAA IN PICASSA OR SUMTHANGG N CROPP OFF ALLLLLLLLL DA LEGGS AHH OOMAGAWWHRRD I ZONTTT LYKK AHHH!! BUTTT CHECKK OUTTT ZAAAAAAAA HAWWWTT HAWWTTT BIGG EYES WEEEEEE LYKK YESHH YESHH WEE DOOo!!!!

CHANEL.FLEWW.TO.JAHH.PANN!!

2008-12-19T04:44:00.000-08:00

HOWW DO I USE DIS CENTRE THANGG?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

OHHKEE

DIS IS DAY OONE:

O YAAA NONONONO

I MUS BEGYNN FWOM DA BTTM LYKK FWOM DA LASTT DAYY

SINCE CHANEL ALI WANN POST SUM PICKCHAAS

DENN IT WOULD APPEAR ATAWWP OF ALL DEEZ WORRRRRDS

DENN IT WILL BEEEEEE WEEEEYERRD 2OO DESCRIBELY TYPE MORRE

AYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BLOGG WHYY U SOOOO COMPLEECKAYTEDD

O LEMME TRY A NEWW OONE!!

HOWW I WUNNZAHH???

2008-12-19T04:42:00.000-08:00

oMYGAWHRRRRDDD

HOWW 2OO TYPE AH?!?!?!

SOOOOOOOOOOO

SOOOOOOOO

SOOOO

MANAY MANAY THANGS OONE

HOWW 2OO TYPE

HOWW??

HOWW?????

PLUS DA

999999999999999999 MILLION

PICKCHAS 2OO BE POSTED??!?!?!?!?!

CHANELL WANNN WANNN WANNNNNNNN!!

2008-10-05T16:08:00.000-07:00

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOKKK ATTT DATT AFTTAA I GOO BUYY MA PURRPLELICIOUUS IPODD AHH I WILLL BUYY DEEZZ WALLPAYPERR PASTTE ATT DA WALL IN MAA ROOMM BEHYNDD MA ORRGANN DEHH AHH FOOOOOOOOOOHH CONFIRRM HAWWTHAWWTT AHH LYK BARRCODE OF MULTIICOLOURRRS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAYKES CHANELFISSALI ROOMM VIBWANTT N LONGYSHH WITT DA VERRTICLEE LINESS OFF IPODDNESS AHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOO!!! I WANN WANN ITT NOWWNOWW 2OOODAYY2OODAYY BUTT DEHHS DEEZ VULGARITAYY P**M* BLOCKKYNN MA WAYY AHHH!!

O DENN DENN I HAZIYAHH CHANELL FISS ALI AHH LYKK 2OO SHAREEEEEEEEEEE MA MUUZYCKK WITT DA WORRLD N NAWWTT RESERVVE IT SOLEELYY FERR DA EARPIECESS N MAA EARR OONI SOO I MUS BLASTT IT INN STEREEYOO ORR SPEAKKAHHS AHH BUTTT I WANN SPEAKAHHS LYKK MA COMPUTAHH OONE AHH GAWWT SPECIALL SPEAKAHH OONI FERR DA BASSSS OOSOO AHHH!! DENN DAYYYMNN HAWWTTHAWWWT AHH ALL DA SONGGS EVENNN MICHAELL BUBLEE SOUNDDS GEWWWD IN SPEAKKAHHS N STEEREEYOOS WITT XTRAA BASS SPEAKAHH AHHHHHHHHH!! OOOOORRR MAYBEHH I GOOO BUYY ITOUCHH AHHH LYKK HUBBAYY LIANNII OONE BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I TECHHNOOPHOOBYCKK WHOO DUNTT REEELI LYKK TOUCHH TOUCHH FERR NAVIGAYYTIONN BCOS WAIITT U MUS USEE DEEZ TINAYY FINGERR FERR DIS TINAYY BTTNN DENN IF URR FINGERR NAILL IS 2OOO BIGG 2OO POKE IT WILL POKE OTHHA BTTNSS DENN WAIT U MUS GOO BACKK BACKK N REDOOO AHHGAINN DENN WAITT U PISSEDD DENN U XPLODEEE DENN U TAKE URR ITOUCHH IN2OO BOTHH HANDDS N BWEAKK IT IN2OO 2WOO AHHH!!

DENN IN BUSS VEDIVEDII NOISAYY WENN I WANN SLEEPP GAWT PPLE COUGHH COUGHH LAAAA YAWWNNYAWWNN LOUDD LOUDD LAAA BLABBERRGABBERRGABBERR NONNINTERESTINN CONVERSAYYTIONNS LOUDDLOUDD LAAA SNEEZE LOUDDLOUDD SOOO IF I USEE DA PUREE USUALL EARPIECEE FER IPODD APPLE AHH MA EARHOLEE SMALL SOO CONFIRMM ITT WILL EAZILAYY DRAWWPP OFF AH DA EARPIECE FWOM MA EARRR DENN I WILL BEE XPOSEDD 2OO ALL DA NOISE N DINN AROUNDSTT WITHINN DATT BUS AHHH DENN CANNAWWT SLEEPP IN SYIOKKNESS AHH!! SOOO MUS USEE DEEZZ MA SONYY HPHONEE EARPIECE LYKK DIS WAHHHHHHHHHHHH LYKK DA SPEAKERRS AHH DIBUBUHKANN DI DALAMM BENAKK OTAKKUUU DENN LYKK DAA SPEAKERRS BLASTT DIRECKKTLY BSYDE MA EARR DATT MA EYELIDDS VIBRATEE N DA HAIRR MOVES LYKK BEINN STRUCKK BYY WINDD AHH!! U SEEE U SEEE DEEZ TINAYY TINAYY THANGG GAWWT NAWWT OONI OONE SPEEAKKAHH INSYDEE BUTT GAWWT 2WOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 2WOOO U NOEE BIGGBIGG SMALL SMALL WAHH WAHH WAHH HAWWTHAWWWTTTT AHH!! SOUNDD ABSORBTIONN FWOMM DINNS WITHINN A BUSS ALL WILL BEE CONFIRMMED AHH!!

O DEEEEEEEEZ OONE I DUNNOO WHYY DEYY PUT DA WORDD PRODUCKKT ON TAWWP DEHH WHYY WHYY?? CANN ENGRAYYVE AHH?? IF DEEZ OONE DA OONI OONE CANN ENGRAYVE CHANEL ALII NAYME AHH DENN DEEZ RANKKED 4OURR IPODD WILL FLYY N SOARR 2OO EIDDA RANKK 2WOO ORR 3REE AHHH!! DEEZZ OONE OOSO NAWWT BADD LILL BITT DEHLEECEEYOUUS BUTTT JUS IN CASE I JEHHLAKK ORR DA THANGG 2OO SILAUU XSPECIALLAYY WENN I WALKINN UNDAHH DA SUNN 2OOWARDS BUSSTAWP OR AHNYWHERE DENN SUNN REFLECKKTS ONN ITS SURRFAYCEE AHH DENN I NOO USE SHAYDES DENN DEEZ DAYYS SUNN GAWWT UV RAYYS AHH DENN FOOOOOOOHH CONFIRMM IT WILL REFLECKKT ON MA IPODD SURFAYCEE DENN MA EYE ABSORBB DENN I MUS GOO LASIKK AHHHHHH!! OOO MAYBEHH PYNKKK PYNKK CANN AWAYKENN CHANEL ALII WENN SLEEPPAYY BUT OTHAA OLDERR IPODD GAWWT PINKK OSOO OONI DIS OONE BWIGHTERR OONI SMMORE IF I TAKE PINKK OONE 2ULANGG YANGG MERUPAKANN BIMBOOYANGSUKAWARNAABABIIIII ITUU WAITT CONFIRMM WILL YANKK ITT OFF MA FINGERRS SINCEE DA LURINN FACKTORR FERR DEEZZ PINKK WILL BEE STWONGERR FERR HERR AHHHHHH!!

RANKKED NUMBAHH OONE AHHHHHHHHH!! WENN U SEE IT FACEE2OOFACEE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH PURPLELICIOUS CAUSEE U WANNAA EATTT ITTT N MANAYYMANAYYMAAAANAYYY AHHHHHHH ITT CAUSES UR STOMACHH 2OO RUMBLEE IN HUNGERRR N MAKEES UR FINGERRRS ITCHH 2OO GRABB ITT N PUTT ITT UNDERR UR TEETHHH DENN LYCKKLYCKK?? AWWWWWWW NOONOOOO SOUNDDS ABITTT WRONGGWRONGG AHH BUTT DEEZ OONE DA COLOURR I NOO SEE INN OTHAA OLDD IPODD SOO I CONFIRMM AHH I WANN WANN WANNN PURPLELICIOUUS AHHHHHHH!!

MAA LURVEYYDURRVEYYYYS EVOKE DELICKACIEEES AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHH!! RANKKED 2WOO IF PURRPLE NOO HAVE I TAKEE DEEEEEZ HAWWTHAWWTT BLUEE!! BUTTT I TINKK I GAWWT SEE DEEZ COLOOURR IN OLDAHH IPODD I TINKKTINKKTINKK!!
OOOO HAWWTT N SEXAYYYY IT WUNTT BWEAKK IN CHANEL ALIIS FINGGERRS AHHHHHH!!

RANKKED 3REE CHANELL ALII WILL TAKE DIS IF DEHHS NEIDAHH PURRPLICIOUS NORR BLUEEBLUEEHAWTNESS AHH!! DEEZ OONE I DUNNOO WHYY RMYNDS MEE OF MENTOS LIMEE MINTT I WANNNNA EATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ITT AHH!!

CHANEL ALIIII

WALK WALKK

WENTT 2OO WHEELOCKKK

LOOKKED

GLANCEDD

TOUCHEDD

A BLACKK N PURRPLEE IPODD NANNO 4GEE

N DINNT NOE SHE LYKEDD ITT

UNTILLLLLL

SHE WALKKED OFF N REHLIZEDD DAT DA IMAGEE OF DA PURRPLE IPODD NANOOO 4GEE LINGERRS IN MA BRAINN N MATERIALIZES BEFORRE MEE EVWEETYMM SHE CLOSEES HERR EYELIDDS AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHEE WANN WANN WANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

O HAZIYAH CHANEL FISS ALI WILL BUYY IT ON SATURDAYY

YESHYESHH!!

REVALAYTEEYONN OFFF DA NONEDITTEDD HARIRAYAA PICCPICCPICCS AHHH!!

2008-10-01T18:18:00.000-07:00

SPEECH BUBBLES!!!!!!
AUNTY GEE: EHH EHHH INI HAZIYAHH KERR NIII?????
CHANELALi:O OOOFFF COOOS DENN WHOO??
AUNTY GEE: HAZIYAHH LAWAA AHH LAWAA ( LAWA:REPEATED
BERIBOO TYMS)
AUNTY GEE 2OO ABANG HELMI: TENGOKK HAZIYAH DAHH LAWA
DIERR LAWAAA!!
ABANGG HELMI: MESTILAHH LAWAA TAKKAN LAA TAK LAWAA!!
CHANELALi(CLAPCLAP): O ZERIMAKAZEHZERIMAKAZEH KAN
MEHMANGG DARI DULUU O YAAYAA
BLAABLAA!!
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LYKK GAWWGGLE!!
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AYAAAAAA SLEEPP AHH SLEEPP AHHHH!!
MAYBELLINE&VOGUEE.DAA COLLAHBOWWRAYYTEEYONNNN AHH CLAPCLAPCLAPPP!!

IN DA HEATTT N SWEATTTPOURINN FORRHEADDS MOMMA BEGANN SPEEKINNN GREEKKLANGUAGEE WHILEE MAAA AUNTYY SIGHEDD N BABBLEED IN SPANISHH WUNNZAHHH OF HEATT IS SOOO POWWWWWWDAHHFOOOL AHH!!

AWWWW JUS LOOOKK AT DATTTTT DAAA MAYBELLINE MOHHDELL AHHGAINN GLOWWYNN AMIDSTT DA BLANKETTYNN BLACKK BLACKK DARKK DARKK NIGHTT AHHHH!! LOOOKK AT DAA EYEEES OOOOOO CELESTIALL GOLLDDDHEARRTT AHHH!!

O WHYY BOTHAA CLEANINN DA ROOOOM ITT LOOKS BETTAHH WENN OFF LIGHHTT SOO WENN PPLE CUMM JUS OFF LIGHTT AHH LYKK BEHHLOWWW!! O SAWRRY MA HUSH PUPPY PANTIES IS XPOOOOSED AHH XDXDXD!! NOOO HUMAN BEINGG WOULD NOE A LOCALL HURRICANEE CAME WRACKKING HEREE WENN CANDLELIGHTT LAMPP IS FLASHEDD ONN N MAINN LIGHTT IS FLASHEDD OFFF N BOOOMBOOOMBOOOM HOWWWWWTELL AHHHHHHHH!! O WHEREE DIDD MAAA MANAYY MANYY BIGGBIGG PILLOWWS FLEWW OFF 2OOO AHHH???????

NOTE!!NOTE!!NOO CONTACKT LENS NOO COLOURED LENNS WERE ADORNED N OOO MAAAAA SEXAYYY NOSEE AVAILABLEEE ESCORTEDD BY A SHADOOOOWWWWWWWW!! DEEZZZ IS JUS LYKKK DATT LAWWWLEEPAWWWP POSTTAHHS WENN U WANNN LAWWLEEPAWWPP 2OO BE BOUGHTT N DEEZ MAYBELLINE MOHDELLS POSEE 2OOO DPICKTT HOWW DELICIOUS DA LAWWLEEPAWWP CUISINES AREE AHH!!

IMMM SOOOOOO TALLLL DATTT MAAA FEET LOOOKKS SOOOOOOOOOOO SERRRRMALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OOOOOMEEMEEEMEEMEE!!

teeetHH CHEETT CHATTERRRRS WENN U SEE DIS V-O-U-G-E1oO% NONNEDITED PIC= DA MAYBELLINEE MOHHDELLLLLLL!! WENN U SEEE DEEZZ AHRABBYCKK EYEES STAYRINN AT U UU WILL DEFINYTELYY NOE DATT DEEZ EYES AREE FWOM ARABB AHH!!

DAA REFLECKKTIONN REVEALLLED DATT LURKKS BENEATHHH DA PURPLE BAJOOO!!!!!

SEEESEESEE CHANEL ALI SOOOO GEWWD SHE TOOK PICKCHAA OF NYONYAA WITT WUNNZAHFULLAYYY NYZEENYZEE SYDEE BACKKGROUNDD OF GWEENARAYYY O AHNYWAYY U NOE MA BAJUU DA WHITE WHITEE CLOTHH IN DA HOLEE ISNTT A SINGLETT AHH!! ITTS A IDUNNOO WAHTTS IT CALLEDD A LININN ORR THINN THINN WHITE CLOTHH 2OO PWEVENTT ANAYY XPOSUREE O AHNYWAYY BENEATTHH DATT WHYTEE CLOTHH OR LININN CHANEL WORE A TRUUUUUUE LILL MISS GWEENN TEEEE AS MANN CANN SEE AHBOVEE WAHHTT!! O DAA HAIRR IN DA EVENINN HAS OOLEDII LOOSE 2% OFFF ITS CHARMEDD AFTAA BEIN BATTEREDD BY SUMM MONSOOONNN WINDD AHH!!

OMEEEGAHHWWRRD CHANELL ACHIEEVED DA GEWWD HAIRR DAYY CHANELL ACHIEEVED DA SHINAYYREFLECKTYVEE FRINGEE DERYVEDD FWOM REBONDYNN BUT DEEZZ HAS NOOO REBONDYNN TREATMENTT ONN ITTT NOWWWWWWW!! O BUTTT DATT PINKKGWEENBLUEE WAS DA OOOREEGEENALL SHAWWL ARRAYNGEMENTT UNTILL SUMOONE CAMEE SNATCHHED ITT YANKKED ITT OFF N REPLAYCED IT WITT A WOOLLYY WOOLLY SHAWWL IN MA AIRRCON ROOMM.WHEECH.i.LYKKKED.LYKKEDD YESHH LYKKEDD AHH!! UNTYLL I STEPPEDD OUTT OF MA HOUSEE DENN GAWWT NOO AIRRCONN N STARTEDD WALKYNN HERE WALKYNN DEHH N DCOVERRYNN ITTS LYKK A SKUNKKS TAILL WRAPPED AROUNDD UR NECKK AHHH!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF COOOOOS CHESSSS TAYBLEE N CHAIRRS IN VOID DECKKK ALLL SUMMS UPP 2OOO DA EPITOMEE OFFF BAWWWWRRRDOMMMMMMM WENN U AWAITT FERR DA TOYOTAA ARRIVALL 2OO CUMMM PYCKK U UPP N DEPORTT U 2OO ANOTHAA DESTYNAYYTIONN AHH!! DATT SHAWWWWLLL WOOOOOOOOOHHH SOOO HAWWTHAWWWTHAWWWWWWWWTT AHH!! BUTTT LOOKK ATT DATT LIPPS ITTS REDDREDD AHHHHH!!

MAA EYELINERR IS BLUUUEE SOO MAA EYEBROWW GAWWT NOO PENCILLLPENCILLL CARRVEDD 2OO MAKE DARKERR THANGG AHHH UNLESS U SEE SUM BLUEEBLUE BUT DEHHS NOO BLUEE BLUEE N ITTS BLACKKBLACKK N DARKK DARKK HERE AHHH!!

WENN CHANELALI HASS EYEBROWWS SOOOOOOO NONGNONGG IT CASTS SHADOWWS UPONN MA WINTERRWEARR SHAWWLL AHH!!

NOTEE ONCEE AHHGAINNN!! ALLLL DEEEZZ ARRE NONNNNN EDITTED AHHHHHHHHHH!!YESHHH!!I REHPEAAATT AH!! NONN EDITTEDD AHH!! FACEEE LILLLLLLMISHHHHPORRCERRRLEEEEEEEEEEEEIINN!!
O I WASS STRAPPEDD AROUNDSTT DEEEZZ WUNNZAHHFULLL SHAWWWWWWWWWLL FWOM WINTERRWEARRR WHEECH REHSULTEDD IN ITCHYNNN N SWEATYNN NECKK WUNNZAHHFOOLL AHHH!!

NOTEE!!PLEEEEEZ!!NOTEEE!!DEEEZZ IZZZ NONN-EDITTED AHH!!

A LITTTLEE OF DA HAIRRR A LITTTLE OFFFF DA EYEE N CHANELL OOLEDII FEEELS HIGHHHH N WANNS 2OO DOOO DA TRADEETEEYONALL MAHLAYY WAYYYYYYYYYY!!KIPASS COMEE COMEE KIPPPPASS!!

O WENN DA HAIRR IS SLOOOOOOOOOOOWLAYY DONE DENN DENN DENN CHANEL ALII REVEALL 2OO U DA BACKKGROUND OF DATT BAJUUU DATT POLKAADAWWT O DUE 2OO WUNNZAHHFOOOOL PROMOO CHANELL ALI STAYEDD IN SKEWWL STAYEDD AT HOME STAYEDD EVWEEWHERE WIT DEEZ WUNNZAHHFOOOLL PAPERR FILLED WITT NUTHANGG BUTT WORDS N WORRDS O SOO SOOO SOOOO CHANEL MOMMA N POPPAAA DCIDED 2OO GOO 2OO JOHORR AHLONE WITOUTT CHANEL SINCEE CHANEL DUNTT READD ON ANYTHANGG WITT WHEELLS EVAHH SINCE SHE WASS TOLDD BY AN OPTRICIANN IN PWIMARAYY SKEWWL DATT READINN IN CARRS IS BADD FERR EYES AHH!! O SOOOOOOO MA MOMMAA CHOSE DEEZZ WUNNZAHFOOOLLLL POLKAA DAWWTT WITOUTT CHANELS REHLIZAYTIONN O DENN ITTTS A COMPULSORAYY THANGG DATT WEE AS HUMAN BEINNS CELEHBWAYYTINN HARI RAYAA FERR DA FIRSTT DAYY OUGHTT 2OO WEARR SUMTHANGG FWESHH OUTT OFF DA SHAWWP FERR DA FIRSTT TYMM A NVAHBEENADORNEDD CLOTHE SOOOOOOO CHANELL WORRE DA POLKAADAWWT N ITTS FRIGGINNN COMFORRRRRRTAHHBERRLL XSPECIALLAYY WENN DEHS WINDD N WINDD GAWWT TRAPPEDD IN DA SLEEVEES N PURRPLE SKIRRTT N IT BILLOWWWS HERE N DEHH OOOO CHANELL FELLTT NAYYYYYYYYKEEDDD AHHH!! LYKK THERESS NOO PIECE OF THREADD ONN CHANELLS SKINN LYKK DATT AHH!!

WENN CHANEL ALIII STOOOD B2WEEENN A FANN N AIRCONN ATTEMPTYNN 2OO COOLLDRYY MAA DRYPPINNSOAKIN CONDITIONEDDSHAMPOOOOOOOOEDD BUBBLEGUMMED SMELL HAIRRR WITTT OMEEGAWHHHRRRD LIPGLOSS IS DATTT WAHHHTT?????
O YESHYESHH DAT WASS BEFOREE DA HAIRRR DA EYEE AND ALL WEREE REFINEDD N RESHAYPEDD AHH!!

OOOO YAAAAA

DEEEZZZ

CANN OOSO BEE PWEZENTTED 2OO

THOSEE WHOO AREE APPARENTLAYY

GRAHH

DOO

WAYY

TYNGGGTYNGGS AHH

AS A MOMENTOOOO

SOO DATT WENN WEE TOKKTOKK ON FONEE

U CANN STAREE ATT DEEEZ PICC N ENVISIONN MEE FACEE SPEAKINN 2OO U FACEE 2OO FACE

SINCEE MA FTHRR DISABLEDD MA VIDEEYOO CALL WATTTT!!

YESHHYESHH!!

SAYY ITT I NOEE U CANTT HELPP ITT!!

U LYKK I NOEE U DOO I NOEE U DOOO!!

FERR CHANELL ALI IS CONCERRRNN FERR YEWW!!

AWWWWWWWWWWLALALALALLAAAAA!!

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PROMOOO MAAA LURRRRVVEEEEEE

2008-09-13T08:36:00.000-07:00

OOOMEEGAWWWHHRRRRRDD WITHINN MONTHHS CHANEL HANDS WILL BEE ENCOMPASSINN DIS CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD MANNMANNMANNMANN I LURRRRBRBBBBBBEE N CHANEL ALI WILL BE SCRAWWLLED ONN IT BIGGBIGG AWWHHAWWH WAHGAHHGAHHGAHH!! CHANELLS OONE CHANELLCHANELS MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEE!!!!!!!
OOO YESHH I CANN ENVISIONN MA VOLKSWAGON BEETLEE LOGOO CARVEDD IN2OO MAA CARRKEYY WHEECH DANGLESS JINGGJANGLESS EVWEE SECKKONDD I MOOVE MA ASS EVWEE SECKONDD I SHAKEESHAKESHAKE EVWEE SECKKONDD BLABLABLAA!!
0OOoooO N CHANEL WILL POSTERR ITT WIT MANAYY MANAYY BLINGGBLINGG N BIGGBIGGSTEREEYOO SOO DA CARR CANN BOUNCEEBOUNCEE NO MOOVEE EVENN WITOUTT FUELL AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHH!!
I CANN ENVISIONN DEEZ GLOSSAY HAIRRLESS FOOTT STEPPIN IN2OO DATT REARR DATT FWONTT OF DA CARRR CHANELS FINGERRNAILS CURLINN AROUNDSTT DA STEERINN WHEELLL N MAA PUMPSPUMPSNEAKAHHS PUTTINN ON PWESSUREE AS I ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM ON DA HIGHHWAY AWWWLALALALALALALAAAAA WITTT SMOKAYY EXHAUSTS LEAVIN BHYND A TRAIL OF AROHHMAHTYCKK DUSTTT AWWWWWWWWWW!!

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DISHH!!ISHH!!WAHHTT!!yEWW!!CALL!!A!!BLASTYNGG!!HAWWTT!!DAYYYYYY!!

2008-09-10T06:17:00.000-07:00

ALL PICKKCHAAS UPPLOADEDD I TINKKTINKKK!!

WAHHHHHHHDEBBAAAAAA MIMIMIMIMIMISQUAREEE CHANEL IS SUNGGUHH TEEDAK JEHLOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUS AHH!! ELEHH PURRPOSELYY LEANN ONN MA SAHHYANGGG KOHHHHNONNS!!
HORRRENDOUS IN WHYTE TEE WITT BEEYEWWTIPOOOL PAHTTERRNNS AHHHH!!
OMAHHGAWWWHHRD CHOCHOCHOCHCOCICOCHCOCHCOCHOCC!! SEXAYY WAISTLYNEE AHH!!
O CHANEL CHANEL CHANEL!! SEE CAKECAKE SOO SHYYSHYYAHHWAYYY AHHH!!

UNDDAHH CONSTRUCKKTEEYON

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UNDERR!!CONSTRUCKKK!!SEE!!YONNNN!!

2008-08-30T21:06:00.000-07:00

QWEENNNOFTAICHIIII
ARISEARISEARISEARISE!!
OOOCLAPCLAPCLAP!! FWIGGINN TENTT SOO HAWWWTT !!!!!!!!.????!!WHERES DEMM WAHTERRR!!????

AWWWWWWWWWWW DATTT HEATT TOOK A TOLLL ON2OOO 2UULANGG N NOWW SHE GAWWT SUNNBAKEEBAKEEBAKEEE !!HANGOOOOOOOSS!! FACE AHHHH!!
YESHHYESHHYESHHH ITS DA SUNN DAT MAKES MANN SEPETTSEPETTS LYKK DATT AHHHHHHHHHH!! BUTTT NMMIND SUNN MAKES MANNN LYKK A NAHHTUURALL BORNN MOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDELLL!!
AWWWWW YESHHYESHHYESHHH CHANELL IS DAA LITERALLAYY HAWWWTT HEATTT DATT EXUDES FWOMM WITHINNN AHHHHHH TILL IT RADIATEES THROUGHOUTT DA ENTIREE CONFINEDD TENTT AHHHHHHHHHH!!

PLEEEEEEEZZ

PLEEEEEZZ

PLEEEEZZ

FOCKKUS ONN DATT REDD FIGGURE 2OO DA LEFTT YESHH YESHH DA OONE TOUCHYNN HIS NECKK AHH!!
DA MOHHMENTT HE SAWW US WHIPP OUTTT DA CAMM HE TURNEDD AHWAYY WIT DATTT ANXIOUUS REACKKTION 2OO JOINN BUTTT ATTEMPTS 2OO MAKE IT NAWWT SOO OBVEEYOUS WENN ITS ACCHULEE SUNGGUH DA OBVEEYOUUS AHHH!!

NOOWW FOCKKUS ON DATT REDD FIGUREE AHHGAINN YESHH OO YESHH YESHHH HEE CANTT RESISTT DA TEMPTAYYTIONN YESHH YESHH HE SWIRRLS BACKK N GLANCEED AT DA CAMM DATT SEEMS 2OO BEE APPARENTTLAYY LURINN HIM AHHH!!

OOOOO FEENAHHLEE HEE SUCCUMBEDD 2OO TEMPTAYYTIONN N JOINN AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! FAILUREE OF RESISTANCEE IS WRITTENN ALL ACROSS HIS FACEE AHH U SEE SEEEEE ZOOMM ZOOMM N U CANN DETECKKT DAAA SATISFACKKTIONN OF ANSWERRINN DA CALLYNN DA SCWEAMMS EXUDEDD FWOM WITHHINN DATT CAMERAHHHRAHHRAHHRAHHH!!

OMAHHGAWWWHRRDD.

U.R.STARINN.

IN2OO.

PICKKCHA.BEARIN.DA.ELEMENTTS.OF.

HAWWWWWWT & SEXEHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

LOOOKK ATT DATT EYESS LOOKK ATT DATTT!! DEYREE FWOMM LONNDONN YESHHYESHHYESHHHH!! DA SHAPE DA SIZEE DA ROUNDNESS CUMMS FWOMM GERMANNN, DA COLOURR FWOMM LONNDONN N DAA BLACKKK EYE-LINEDD EYESS CUMMS FWOMM NOWHEREE BUT DUUBAII AHHH!!

OOOMEEGAWWHHHRRRD ITS LURVEHHDURVEHHHHLURVEHHDURVEHH!!

TAICHIII YESHH YESHH TAICHHIII!!

TAICHHIIII IS DAAA BAWWWWWMMBBBBB!!

FEWW MINN AFTAA SNAPPYNN DIS PIC CHANELL WAS BEINN KNOCKKED OUTT OFF CONSCIOUSNESS AFTAA GETTYNN IN2OO CLOSE PROXIMITAYY WITT HUDAROXICKKS SARDINEESMELLYNN ARMPITTS AHHH!!
DIS IS DAA OUTTCOME.

DIS IS DAA PWODUCKKT.

DIS IS WATT U GETT.

WEN U DOO TAICHI AHHH!!

DAA WORLDD CANN NOWW WITNESS HOWWWW HUDAROXYCKK N HEEPPOOAZZAA CANNTT RESISTT DATTTT CURVACEEYOUUS ITEMS BELONGYNN 2OO CHANEL ALIII AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! APPARENTLYY CHANEL IS DEIRR SOURCE OF INSPEERAYYTEEYONNNNNNNNN AHH!!!!!!

MA NEXTTT MODEE OF ATTACKKT LESSONN I WOULDD DEFINITELAYY PEPPERR MASELFF WIT WOULDD BEE PWOBAHBLEE KUNGGFUUU SEEIN AS 2OO HOWW CHANEL WAS HELPLESS RELYINN ON TREES N RAWWCKKS FER HELPP AS I WASS SEXUALLAYY HARRESSEDDD OMEEGAWHHRRDD OMEEGAHHRRDD!! IN PUBLYCKK AHHH BYY HUDAROXYCKKK N HEEPPOOO WHOO REGARDD CHANELL AS DEIRR INSPEERAYTIONN 2OO AN XTREEEMEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
YESHHYESHHYESHHHHHHHH WATT WAS DATT WATT WAS DATT????? JUS SMELL ITTT?? YESHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YESHHHH!! DATTT GWEENNN ENVELOPES US OOOOO DAYYYMNNN WEEE XPERIENCEE KARMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WADDAT MEANN AHH ISSITT DATT YOGAYOGA THANGG??

HEEPPOOOOO IS A WALKYNN SOOFFFAA CHANEL N HUDAROXYCKKK WOULDD NVAHH EVAHHH REJECKKTT DAA POSHHCOMFYNESS PWOVIDEDD BY A WALKYNN SOFAA WENEVERR OURR NECKKS ACHEE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHTT!!

LOOKKK ATT DATTT!! JUS LOOOOOOOOOKKK ATT DATT!! DOOO U SEEE WATT I SEE YESHH I NOEE U SEE WATT I SEE N WATT U SEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

U SEE CHANEL ALII'S VIVIDD SINGLEE CHINN AHHH!!
FERRR DA FIRSTT TYMM IN HISTAWWWWWWWWWRAYYYYY CHANELL IS PWOVENN N STWONGGLY BELIEVEE DATT HUDAROXYCKK DOES HAVEE DEMM BUKITTBUKITTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

OOOOMEEGAWWHHHRRRRD LOOKK ATTTT DATT LOOKK AT DATTTTTTT SEXAYY NONGG LEGGS CONDUCKTYNN HER USUALL BDANCYNN BEARYNN DA WEIGHTT OF MAAA DURRLANGGLANGGS HUDAROXYCKKK N HEEPPOOO WHOOO CLINGG 2OO MA SKINEENEEE LEGGS FERR LIFEESUPPAWWRRTT DUNNOO FERR WAHTT AHHHHHHH!!

HAWWWTTHAWWWTHAWWWT!! I CANTT TAKEE ITT!! I CANTT STANDD ITT!! SCRUNGEE DEMM HAIRRS UPP YESH YESHH YESHH WAITTTTTTTT WAIITT WAITTT ( HEEPPOOO U GAWWWT ARMPITTWETPATCHH AHH!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA N HUDAROXYCKK I SEEE FEEEEEEEEELLERRS COCKKROACHH FEELLERRS STYCKKYNN FWOMM OVAHH DEHH 2OOO AHHHHHHHHHH!!MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!)
HUDAROXYCKKK U TINKK U FEATHERR WENN U CLIMBB AND LAYY FLATT ATAWWP MA LEGGGGS ALLL DENN MA LEGGS U TINKKK NVAHH DENTT AHHH MA HAIRR OOLEDIII BLASTT UPP LYKK DATT ALL BCOS OFFFF URR WEIGHTT AHHHHHHH!! O N YESHHYESHHYESHHHHHHHHH HEEPPOOO FELL IN LURBBBBB WITT MA SEXAYYY HATT AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

SEXAYYLURBBBBBBIEEEEE I LURBBBLURBB HERR HATT AHHHHHHHH!!

SEXAAYYLURBAYY2WOOO I LURBB HERR HATT AHHGAINNN!!
DATT HUDAROXYCKKKK WHOO HAS SHINAYY LEGGS SHINAYY ARMS BUTTTTTTTBUTTTBUTTTT WITT ARMPITT FEEEEEEEEEELLLERRRS AhhHHHHh!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHERRWEEEEEETT AHH!!

COOOTIEPIECHANELLLLLL&AZZAHEEEPPOOOPOOOPOOOOOOYESHYESH2GEDAGEDA AHHH!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAHGAHAGAHAGHAGHAHGAGAHAHAGHAGAGHAGAGAAHHH!!

I LURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBB DATT HATT LAAAAAAA!! OOOOO MEEEEE!! HEEPPOOO WHYY URR EYEBROWW FWOMM AERIELL VIEWW LYKK DATT AHHHHH?? OO BUT NMMYNDD NMMYNDD COOTIEPIEECHANELL&HEEPPOOO 2GEDAGEDA AHHGAINN AHH!!

TANKKKX 2OOO CHANELLS BAWWWWWWWWRDOMM SHE FOUNDD HERSELFF MAKYNN SHADOWWS UNDERR DAT SUPAHHWOOMANNN LOGOO N DAYMMNNNNN THYCKKK N RANDOMM THINN BARCODESS HENCE AUTOMATYCKKALLAYY BEAUTIFYINN MAWWWPHEADS GINORRRRMOOOUS TEECHAHHS DAYY CARDD AHH!!

YESHHYESHHYESHHHH WEE WANN 2GEDAGEDA SMMOREMOREEMORE AHHH!!!!!!!
DATTT ISHHH WAHHTTT U CALLL HAWWWTAYY SEXAYYY BEAUTAYYYYY ACCOMPANIEDD BY DATT HAWWWTHAWWWTT CAPP AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

WAHHHTTTT ITS DA WINDDD YESHHYESHH ITS DA WINDD BUTTT HERE CHANEL LOOKKS FWIGGINNN TOWERRYNN TALL I WUNNZAHH WHYY AHHHHHH!!

COOOTIE PIE CHANELL DINTT REHHLIZEEE BEHYNDD BLACKKBLACKK UNTYLL LYKK DATT AHHHHHHHHH!!

LOOOKK ATT DATT YESHHYESHH LOOKK AT DATT AHHGAINN!!!!!! SINGLE CHINN EVIDENTLAYY VIVIDD HEREE AHHGAINN AHHH!! OOOO OONE MORE SEXAYY PICKKCHAA WENN DA FLASHH OF DAA CAMM IS REFLECKKTEDD AGAINSSTT MA SILVAHH CAMERAHH PLACEDD RIGHTT SMACKKED IN FWONTT OF DAATT CAM AHH!!

OOOO YESHHYESHHYESHHH!! WATTT WAS I DOOWINN????? O YAAAAAAA SINCE DA WHOLE WORLDD IS COMPLAINYNN HOWW DAT AREEYAA IS BURNYNNN HAWWWWWWTT WHYY NAWWT WEE GOO POURR DATT SYRUPP OVAHH DEHHHHH!!
AFTAAA DATT KHAISHAHH N HER KHAIRULLL CLEBERRLAYY POURR DATT MARHHHHVERRLOOUS WAHHTERR OVAHH CHANELALII AHHHHHHH WAHHWAHHWAHHHHHHHHHHH EVWEEBAWWDAYY NOWW FAYCESS ALL DIFF ANGLES AHHHHHHHHHH!! SOOO CHANEL'S CONCLUSIONN IS WETTWETT CANNAWWT NIZE TAKE PICKCHAA LOOKK LYKK WORRMM AHH!!

LOOKKATTDATT!!LOOKKITT!!LOOKITT!!

2008-08-23T20:54:00.000-07:00

ARTT AHHH
ENABLES ME 2OO
1) NAWWTT GOO ORCHARDD - NOOO TYM OONE MUS STARE ATT SKETCHH BOOKK TINKK TINKK HERE TINK TINKK DEHH STARE AND STARE UNTILLL SUNN SUBMERGED STILL GAWWT NUHHTHANG AHH WENN I CANN GOOO BACKK 2OO MA ORCHARRD DEHH SHAWWWWPP FER SMMORE HOOOOOOOOODIES MANAYYMANAYY AHHHHHHHHHH!! O BUT NOONOONOOOO INSTEADD OF HAVINN HOODIES STARINN AT MA FACE I FYNDD DA SKETCHHBOOKK STARINN AT MEE AHHHHHHH!!
2) NAWWT GOO VIVOO - SOOO FARRFARRR HORR YAAA YAAA SOOOO VEDIVEDIFARRR CANN DRAWW MANAYYMANAYY THANGGS ONN DAT SKETCHH BOOK OOLEDI BUUUUULLSHITTTT AHHHHHHHHH!! PAYPERR WILL BE BLANKKBLANKK AS EVAHHH BETTAHH GOOO VIVOO AHHHHHHH!! FYNDD SHADES AHHGAIN LYKK LASTT TYMM AWWHHAWWHHAWWHH LASTT TYMM LASTT TYMM LASTTT TYMMMM!!
3) NAWWT GOOO SAFRAA & CYCLEE 2OO MA CUZZINS NEWW DA CHALETT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! BCOS WENN U CYCLEECYCLEE N TINKKTINKK UR SKETCHHBOOKK LYINN AT HOME WILL STILL BEE EMPTAYY WITT EMPTAYY PAYPAHHH WAHHTT BUUUULLLSHYTTEE AHH!!!!
4) CNNTT MEET GROUPIEE AHHHHHH!! STAREE AT SKETCHHBOOKK SOO BLARRRRDYY NONGNONGG UNTIL WENN FEENAHHLEE WANN MEETT GWOUPIE AT WHERE AT MARINAA AHGAINN OOO OR ATT HAJI LANEE DA EYES SOO LEHHTHARGYCKK WANN SLEEPP AHHHHH!! IF SLEEPP WATT HPPPN???? O IF SLEEPP IN MRTEE WAIT I MISSS DA PITSTAWWP DENN I GETT LOSTT IN SINGAPORE AHHHHHH!! DENN WAIT I CUMM OUTT NEWSPAYPERR FERR MISSINGGPERSONN DENN WAIT MEDIACORPP DOWANN HIRE CHANEL ALI AHHHHH!! DENN DA BAWWDY SOO FATIGUELYY EXHAUSTED AHH!! BEINN STATIONAHHRAYY IN FWONTT OF DA SKETCHHBOOKK FERR DUNNOO HOWW MANYY BLARRRDY HOURRS AHHH NOWW WENN CANN MOOVE 2OO DA DIRECKKTION OF HUMANITAYYY 2OO DA DIRECKKTION OF HAJILANES ALL AHH WAHH WAHH WAHHHHHHHHH DAA SENSITIVITAYY ELEMENTS IN MA BAWWDYY FEENAHHLEE CANN BE FELT LYKK A HUMANN AHH!! DENN I REHHLIZE ALL DA MUSCELLS AHVAILABLE IN MA BAWWDYY IS BLARRRRRRRRDYY CRAMPPED UPP AHH!!
5) DUEE 2OO DA LACKK OF SHAWWPPIN WAITT WENN I FEENAHHLEE GOO ORCHARDD VIVOO N MANAYYMANYY OTHERR PLAYCES AFTAA PROMOO OR DUNNO WENN AHH WAITT AHH I WILL LOOKK LYKK DEEZZ PARTYCULARR BEHHLAHPOKK NOOOOOBB WHOO ADORRNS OLD PEYYSENN OUTTDAYTEDD ATTIREE WHEECH ARE FAYYDEDD FAYYDEDD FAYDEDDD IN DAA GENERAYYTIONN AHH!!
( OOO N BEHLAHPOKK IS A LIVINN PERSONN AHVAILABLEE IN SINGAPORE ADORNINN ATTIRE DAT LIVES UPP 2OO DA REPUHHTAYTIONN AS A BEHHLAHPOKK AHH!! )

SOOOO I SADDDSADDD WATTT CNNT GOO HEREE CNNT GOOO DEHH CNNT DOO DIS DATT DATT DIS SOO I GOO 2OO BLOGGSHAWWPP AHHH!!
WAHHHWAHHWAHHH!!
NAWWWTT SADD ATT ALL LAAAA!!
DAYYYYMNNN NIZEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
EVWEETHANGG BOUGHTT WITOUTT MOVINN AN ASS AHHH!! DAYYYMNNNN HAWWTTHAWWT IMPORTEDD ITEMS SMMORE AHHHHHHHHH!!

JUS LOOKK ATT DATT LOOKK AT DATT LOOKKK LYKK ICECREAMM LAAAAAAAAA DUNNOO WHYY AHHH!!!!!! BUTTTT DIS OONE I BUYY LAYTAHH AFTAA I GETT COOTIEBOYY SHAWWRTSLEEVEE N TILEECARTOONN HOODIES AHHH!!!!

AWWWWHHHMYYYMYYYMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! DAYYYMNNNN SEXAYYHOOODIE AHHHHHHH N I HEARR IT CALLINN MA NAMEE SMMORE AHHH!!!!!!!!! O BUTTTBUTTTBUTTT DIS OONE I TINKK I BUYY EIDAA AFTAA I BUYY DATT SHAWRRTT SLEEVES HOODIE ORR BUYY 2GEDAGEDA WIT DA SHAWWRTSLEEVES HOODIEE AHHH!!

LOOKK ATT DATT LOOKK AT DATTT CHANELL WANTTTS IT OOSO N SHAWWRT SLEEVE SMMORE AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O BUTTT DIS WILL BE BOUGHTT AFTAA I GETT MA COOTIEBOYY HOODIE AHHH!!

OOOO GOOODIE GOOODIIEE IT WILL ALLL BEFALL ON CHANELLS HANDS YESHHYESHHYESSSSSSSSHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! COOTIEBOYY HOODIE FERR DATT COOTIEPIECHANELLLALi AHH!!

OOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

I SAWWW ITTT I FOUNDDD ITT I LOOOOOOOOOOYKKKK ITTT AHHHHHHH!!

O N

CHANELS BUYYYING ITT AHHHHHHHH!!

OOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPP AHHHHHH!!

JUSLOOKATDDITTJUSLOOKKATTDITT!!!!!!!!

2008-08-11T01:20:00.000-07:00

YESHHYESHHYESHHHH FIRSTT TYMM CHANEL EVEN THOUGHH SWEATTSWEATT HERE SWEATT SWEATT DEHH GETT TANN HERE GETT TANN DEHH IN DA EVENTT CALLED SPAWWRTS DAYY CANN REHHVEALL DA MODELLLLSYDEE OF CHANEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIGHTT UNDAHH DA SUNN AHHHHHHHHHH!!
NOWWWWWWWWW SEPETT NOWWW SEHHPETT NOWW SEHPETTSEHPETT SMMORE!!
AWWWWWWWWW LOOOOKK ATT DATT HAIRR SOOO LIGHTT SOO HIGHH BUTTT NOO MOREE AHH NOO MOREE NOWW FLATTFLATTSTRAIGHHTTSTRAIGHTT WHYY WHYY WHYY WHYYYYYY!!!

CHANELLALI COMFYYCOMFYY UNDAHH SUMOO DA UMBWELLAA AHH BUTTT AHH IF U SEE SEE SUMOOO STILL LOOOK SUNGGUHH DA PANASINGGS UNDAHH DA UMBWELLA DUNNOO WHYY OOSO SHADEDD WAHHT SHAYYDEDDDDDDDDD!!

O YESHHYESHHYESHHH DAT TYMMMMMMM WENN SWEEATT HAVERNTT AHHRRYVEE DENN DA HAIRR STILL DA DRYY DRYY DENN STWAIGHTT STWAIGHTT N WENN ONN FLASHH CANN REFLECKKTED BYY LIGHTT OONEE!!

OOOOOOOO HOWWWWWWWWWWWW LASSSSYY I WANN 2OO COMMENTT EVWEEPICKKCHAA 2MOLOLOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

WAAAAAAAHLALALALALALALLALALALA!!

2008-07-22T06:38:00.000-07:00

OOOo!!OOOOO!!OOOOooOO!!
LASTT THURS CHANELLLLL HAD HERR WUNNZAHFULL ENCORE OF LISTENINN COMPRE DENN SHE ALONGGST WITT HER DAYYMNN HEAVAYYSACKK BAGG FILLED WITT DEEZZ WUNNZAHHFULL SETT OF HOMECLOTHES AHHH HEADEDD 2OO DATTT CAUSEWAYYPOINT AFTAA DA CONSUMPTIONN OF OOOOOO!!MEEEEEEEEEEE!! ICECWEAMM DA CAKE SMMORE CHANELLLLL HAD 2WOO SLICES SINCEEE EVWEEBAWWDAYY FWIGGIN DA SHOOSHOOO SHYY REFUSEE 2OOO TAKE AHHH WANN WAIT UNTILL CAKE MELTT FERR WAHHHTTTT BETTAHH CHANELL ASSISTT IN CONSUMINGG RATHERR DENN LETT ICECREAMMCAKEMONEYY MELTT AHHWAYYYYYYYY N AHHHWAYYYYYYYYYYY N AHHHWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!OOOO DENN GAWWT DATT PIZZAHUTT DINNERR DAYYMMNN DAYYMNNNN NIZEE AHHHHHHHH!! XCEPTT DUE 2OO DEEZ PARTYCULARR EYEPRESSUREE AHH DENN I HADD DYFFYCULTIES CONSUMINGG DATT PIZZAA AHH!! DENN WENN I WALKKED OFFF DENN CHANEL WAS DAWWNED WIT A REHLIZAYTIONN DAT SHE ATE DATTT SAME PIZZAA FWOM 6PMM-9INEPEEAMM AHH BUT NAWWT MAA FAULTT WAHHTTT DATT PIZZAHUTTCONFESSEYONN TAYBLEE HEATEDDD WITTT HEAAATED DA CONVERSAYYTIONS WAHHHTT I TINKKTINKK MAA CONTRIBUTIONNS 2OO DIS CONFESEEYONNTAYBLEE GAWWTMANYMANYYYY SINCE I STARTEDD DATT OOMEEGAWWRRHHHD LETTS CONFESS WAHHTTTT WEEEE TINKTINKK OF DEEJAYYBEHLAHPOOOKS AHHHHHH!! DENN LYKK DIS DIS LYKKK DATT DATT DENN NOWW WEE ALL AHHH WANN DINNERR LYKK DAT SMMOREEE AHHHHHH!! ENCOREE OF DA CONFESEEYONN TAYBLES DENN CANN GETT MANAYY MANAYY NEWWS FWOMM A REHLIABERRLLLL SOURCEE AHHHHH OOOO CLAPCLAPPCLAPPPPPPP DENNN OOMEEE GENERALL KNOWLEYYDGE WILL BEE DAYYYMNN DAYYMMNN HIGHH I LOOOOOOOOOOOOYKKKEEE LOOOYKKKKEE LOOOYKEEEEEEE!! OOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPP!! OOOO!!OO!! CHANEL IS A NAWCKKTURNALL PERRSONN AHH!! IN SKEWWL SHE YAWWNN YAWWNN HERE YAWWN YAWWN DEHH SIGH HERE SIGHH DEHH PIZZA HUTT DEHHH NOO YAWWNN YAWWNN ATT ALLLLLLLLL AHHH!! OOOKEHHOOKEHHH DINNERR ENCOREE WENNWENN?? MANAYYMANAYY WANNN AHH!!

YESHHYESHHHH DIS IS WAHTT U CALL PEEEEHHPERRL OF DA SAMEEE SIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWOOOOOLALALALALALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! BLUEEBEARBEARRS AREE DAYYYYYYMNNNN NIZEEE AHHH!!

!!DATT!!HAIRR!!DATT!!HAIRR!!

2008-07-14T08:02:00.000-07:00

CHANELSNAPPPSITHAWWWWWWWTTSNAPPSITPROO!!

2008-06-27T01:51:00.000-07:00

WEEEEE SHYNEESHYNEESHYNEE AS BEEYEWWTIPOOLL AS DEMM FLOWWAAAS AHH OOOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPPPP PLEEZZZ TAKE NOTEEEE DAT NOO FORM OF EYELINERRS ARE BEINN APPLIED HERE 2OO CAUSE DIS ARAHBYCKKK STYLLIZEDD EYES AHHHH!! HOWWWWW DEHHLEECEEYOOOOUS CANN DEYY LOOKK DEYRE DEYY SAME COLOURRR OFFFF DEMM BLUEEBERRAYY LOLLIPAWWPS LALALALALLALALALALALLALALAAAA!!
YESHHYESHHHYESHHH MA MOMMAAA HAS SUCCESSFULLAYYY SNAPPED A PICKKCHAAAA OF DA MALEGGSISNAWWTONDAFLOORR AHH N WHOOO TAUGHTT HERR AHH????? LOOKK AT MEE LOOKK AT MEE LOOK AT MEE!!

BANGGRAAMANNNS WIFEE DAAA BEETLISHHELEPHANTEYOUUSLEGGS OF HAIR OF DANDRUFFF KUMBANGGBANGG DOES HERR USUALL ROUUTINE OF WAYVINN PPLE BUBBYEEBUBBYEE ALL FWOMM A DISTANCE OF MORE THAN DUNNOOO HOWW MANAYY KILOMETERRS AHH FWOMM GROUNDD 2OO SKYY AHH ELEVAYYTIN HER VOLUME N ANNOUNCINN 2OO DA WHOOOOLE BLOCKK DATT SHES WAYVINN KHAISHHAHH BUBBYE AHHHH!! SUMMHOWW DEEEZ LOOKKS LYKK HER HOMETOWWNN OF BANGLADESHHH LAAA MAYBEHHHHH!! OMEEEGAWWRRDD OMEEEGAWWWHHDD!! DEYY BOTHH LOOKK SOOO COMPAHHTIBLEE DEYY SHOULDDD GETT MARRIED IN DA MRTEEE RIGHTT NOWW AT DA SAME SPOTTTT AHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ACCORRDINN 2OOO MINIGAOMOKKMOKKK, DEEEZ IZZZ ARTEEZZTICKK AHHH!! SOOO IT MUS BEE ARTEEEZZTEEKK AHH SINCEE OONI 'THOSEWITAMBITION,MAKE ARTEEZTEEKK THANGS POSSIBLE' AHHHH!! HOWW FAHHMILIERR CANN DA QUOTE BEE REHHLAYYTEDD 2OOO GEE EE MOKK MOKKK AHH!!
I SQUINTTT MA EYES DENN SQUINTT SMMORE FEENAHHLEE I CANTT TAKEE IT NOO MOREE THEREFOREE I DECLAREE 2OO U MAA LURRRVEEEEEEE AHHHHHH!!

'' AWWWWW GEE EE MOKK MOKK U SOO SEXAYY U SOO SEXAYYYYY LEMMEE CUMM 2OO UUUU!! '' SKALI DUEE 2OO DIS IRRESISTABILITAYYYY DATTT CHANEL EXUUUDES AHH SHE GAWWT DIS SUPAHHNATURALL STRENGTHH DENN YANKKED CHANELL 2OO DA FLOOR AHH DENN SHE DOO DIS WHILEE MUMBLINN 2OO MA EARR '' NOO LEMME CUMM 2OO UUUUU'' AYOOOOOOOOOOO LEMME FOCKKUS ON SHARIFF LAAAAA!! WAITT HE TINKK U MAA SCANDELLL AHHH!!
WAHHHHHH GEE EEE MOKK MOKKK SUCHHH HAIRRYYNESS IN B2WEENN UR LEGGS HOWW MANAYY YEARS HAVERNTT U SHAVEDD AHH??? NOWW U SHAVE SOO MANAYY LAYERS OOSO NOO USE AHHH!! GOO WAXXIN AHHHH 2OO ENSURE PERMANENCEE N SATISFACKKTION AHH!!

OOOOO WAHHDAATT I SPOTTT A CAHMEHHRAA AHHH!! SOOOOO JUMPP AHH SMACKK IN DA MIHHDDLE AHHHH!!
USEELESS AHHHH DATT GEE EE MOKK MOKK MUS EXHIBITTT HER PLATE SOO MUCHH AHH IN DA END I SITT SMACKK IN DA MIDDLEE OOOSO NOO EFFECKKTT AFTAA ALL DA LIGHTT IS BEIN ABSORBEDD IN2OO HER PLATE AHHH!!
HOWWWW WHITE CANN DATT TEETHH OF CHANELS BEE EVENN THOUGHH SHES IN A PLACE OF DARKNESS!!!!! DATS WENN YEWW SAYY IF BLACKKOUTT DUNT RELYY ON TORCHLIGHTTS DUNTT WASTE MONEYYY ONN BATTERIES JUS USEE DEMM PEARRLYWHITEETEETHHH AHHH!!

AWWWWWAWWWAWWW KHAISHAHH SEEKKS HAPPINESS GROPINNNN ARMPITTS AHHH O OWL AHHH!! IS SHEEEEE DA OONE IN DATT ARTICKKLE WHOO KENAA CAPTUREE FERR FORCINN DA LAYDEE IN 2OO DA LIFTTT DENN SNIFFINN DA ARMPITTT ALL AHH??????????? DA MOHHMENTT CHANELL RMOVEES HER ARMPITT OUTTT OF REACHH AHWAYY FWOMM KHAISHAHH ARMPITT SNIFFERR AHH DENN KHAISHAHH YANKKS HER ARMS FERRWARD TRYINN 2OO FIND ARMPIT INSTEADD HER ARMPITT KENAAA GEE EE MOKK MOKK NOSE DENN SHEE TRIES DESPERATELAYY 2OO BLOCKK DA SMELL BYYY SCRUNCHHINN HERR NOSEE HER MOUTHH EVWEETHANGG SOO HER NOSEHOLE CAN BCUMM SMALLER DENN SHE CNNT SMELL KHAISHAHHS ARMPITT ODOURR AHH!!
DATT HAIR 2OO DA RIGHTT BELONGGED 2OO DA HAIROFDANDRUFFFS WHEECH CAUSEDD 2UULANGG 2OO HAVE EYES COVEREDD WIT DANDRUFF LYKK IN DA BUS AHHHHH!!
DEEEEEZ IS WAHHTT U CALL CHEEKENN WHEECH LOOKKS SOOO HAWWT BUT OOSO TASTE FWWIIGGGINN SPICILAYY HAWWTT DATTT IT IS RENDEREDD INEDIBLEE AHHH!!

INTROOHHDOOOCIN DAA LEGGS OF AN ELEPHANTEYOUUSLY BEETLISHHH WHOOMM ACCHULI BELONGGS 2OO DA OWNERR OF DA HAIR OF DANDRUFFS AHHH!! KUMBANGGBANGGG AHHH!!
OOMEEEGAWWWWHHHRRDD KHAISHAHHH U LABOURLABOURR WIT KHAIRULL BAYBEEE U SITT DEHH FER HOURRS N HOURRS N I STILL CANTT SEEE DA BAYBEE DA HEADD AHH EVENN GEE EE MOKK MOKKKK WHOO STRAHHTEHGICKKALLY SATT BEHINDD DAA DATES AHH CANT SEE DA BAYYBEHH AHHH!!
AWWWWMAWWWHHGAWWWDD AHHH CHANELS ROSYY CHEEEKK SHE MUS BEE A KOHHREEYANN AHHH!!

AWWWWWWWWW DATTT HAWWTTSHOTTTTT!! WAHHHWAHHHHWAHHHHH HOWW PEARLYY WHITEEE CANN CHANEL'S TEETHH BEEEEEEEEEE AHH!!!! DEHH MUS BE SUMTHANGG BOUTT DEEEEZZ BUS WHEECH MAKES PPLE REHHPEAT DEEEEEEZZ PHRASE AHGAINN N AHGAINNN '' UU!!UUU!! MAINTAINN DATT NOSEE HOLEE AHH!!'' FWOMM BANGGBANGG NOWW ITS INFECKKTED KHAISHAHH AHHH!! WHOO WANN SHARPENN PENCILL NOWWNOWW??
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOKKK AT DATT COOOOOTIEPIEEEE 2OOO DA LEFTTT AHHH!!!!! OOOO KHAISHAHH AHHHHHHHHHH!! WHYYY U GAWWT BIGGBIGGGGDEEEEEEEEEEP CRATERR AH???

WHYY EATTTT BLINGGGBLINGGS ATT DA BACKK OF DA BUSS WENN YEWWVE GAWWWTT DAYMMMMNN BLISSHAWWWT HONEYY DEWWW AHHHHHHHHH!!
AWWWWWWWW DATS WENN YEWW ASKK KUMBANGBANGG 2OO MAINTAINN DEM NOSE HOLES OF HERRS UNLESS U WANN SHARPEN UR PENCILL INSIDE DEHH AHH!! OOMEEGAWWD THERES SUMTHANGG WHITTEEEE INN 2UULANGS RIGHTT EYEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! MUS BEE KUMBANGGS DANDRUFFF AHH!! AWWWWWWWWW CUTIEEPIEEEE ALERRTTTTT RESOUNDEDD IN DATTTT BUS AHHHHHHHHH!!

AWWWWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOHHHHH!! SMELL DEMM HONEYYDEWWWWW ===== BLISSSSSSSS LAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITOLDJYEWWWWWWWWWWWS PEEHHHHPALLS CHANELALi IS DAAA OWNERR OF DEMM HIGHHDEFFFFJAWWLINES AHHH!! OO!!OOOO!!!! FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ AHHHH SEE DA WORDD ONEE INFWONTT OF JAWW??
DAAAYYYMMITTTTT LAAAA WHYY IS CHANEL LYKKK BEHINDBEHHINDD AHHHHHHHHHHHH??????
YESHHYESHH I TOLDJYEWW ONCEE IDDTELL YEWW OONE MORE TYMM AHHHHHH!!!!!! UNIFAWRMM N CAMM TAKES AWWWWFUL PICKKCHAS WITTTT UNIFAWRRMS AHHHHH!! BUT NMMIND AT LEAAAST AH CHANEL ALI GAWWT DATT FOTOGEHHNYCKK ELEMNTTS JUS LOOOKK AT KHAISHAHH BEHIND DEM PETITE FINGERRS OF MINEE AHH!!!!!! KUMBANGGG JEHLOUUS MA JAWW SOO SHARRPP SHE SCRATCHH HER JAWW MANYMANYY TYMS WIT DATTT BLINGBLINGG AHH 2OO MAKE IT SIMILARR BUT 2OO NO AHVAILL AHH!!

OOOMEEEEGAWWWWWWWWD ITS A OMEEGAWWD OMEEGAWWWD OMEEGAWWWD CHEYYYYYYYYY ITS A .SANDBARRR. OOMEEGAWWWWRDD DAAA SANDBARRS DAYYMMNN NONGNONGGG AHH!!
WAHHHHHHH SOOO MANAYYY BOHHTAK LANDDS AHH WHERE DA MANAYYMANAYY TREE FLYY AHHWAY 2OOO AHHH??????? DATTT LOOKKS LYKK KEPPEL BAYY WAHHTERRS AHHHHH!!!!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IKANN BILIS OF A RIVERR OR LAKEE OR SUMTHANGG OONI GEOGGENTHUS LYKKK KHAISHAHH CANN IDENTIFYY AHHHHHHH!! WENNN EVAHHH DIDD DUBAII CAME CLOSEE 2OO SINGAPOREE PLUS BIGGBIGGGMANYMANY MASS OFFFF TREES OMEEGAWWWRD ITS A FORRESTT AHHHHHHHH!!
OMEEEGAWWWD OMEEEGAWWWWD DUBAI N WAHHDDATTT LOOKS LYKKK TAMPINES OVAHH DEHHHHHHHHHH!! ALOHAA?? ALOHAA RESORTT?? OVAHH DEHHH?? SURROUNDEDD BY TREESS?????
AWWWWWW JUS LOOKK AT TAMPINES SURROUNDEDD BY TREES ITS BEEYEWWTIFOOOOOOOOOOL N OFF DA COAST N O!!OOOOOOOOO!!OOOO!! CHANEL IS A TAMPINESEANN AHHHHH!!

AWWWWWWWWWW BIGGBIGGG RIVERRS N TINAYY TINAYY RIVERRRS AHHHHHH HOWWWW LURRVELAYY N CHANELS SITTINN BSIDE NYONYAAAoOOOOO!!!!! WORLDSMOSTENTHUSIASTYCKK NYONYAA BOUT RIVERRS AHH!!
OMEEEGAWWWWDD IS DEEEEEEZZ SINGAPOREE??? WAHTT RESERVOIRRR IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ?? OONCE AHHGAIN CHANEL TURRNS HER HEADD 2OO DA RIGHTT 2OO DA LEFTT N DEMM EYES CONNECKTT WIT THOSE DANGGGG DEYYRRE SOOOO NONGNONGGG RIVERRS AHHGAIN O N DIS HORSESHOEE THANGG OMEEGAWWWWRRDDDD IMNAWWTGEOGGINVOLVEDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
OOMEEEGAWWWD AM I INN DA RIGHTT PLANE???? ITS DUBAII UNDERR DEHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

MOMMMYMOMMYY!!DADDAYYDADDAYYY!!AREE WEE INCIDEE REFRIDGERAYYTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?????? OOOMEEEGAWWWWWDDDD DIS ISHHH DIS MUSHHH MUSHHH BEEE ICE KAHHCANGG AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOONOONOOOONOOOOOOOO!! CHANELS EYES N RIVERRS SEEMMS 2OOOO CONNECKKTT EVWEEEWHERE SHEE TURRNS AHH!!!!

OOMAGAWWWWD IT IS MARSHMELLOWWWW I SMELL ITT I SEE ITTTT NOWWW TAKEE ITT!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ISNT DATT MARSHMELLOWWWW??????
YESHH YESHHH JUS WALKK ONN ITTTT WALKK ITT WALKK ITT!!
AWWWWWWWWWWWLALALLALALALALALALLALALAA DATT SEAAAAAAAA OF CLOUDS OOOO DID I SAYY SEAAA AHHGAIN???

ITINKKCHANELSOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBSESSEDWITDAREDSEAA!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DA RIVERR GOOES UPP UPP DENN GOOES DOWNN DOWNN 2OO DA RIGHTT DEN 2OO DA LEFTT!!
I STWONGGLYY WUNNZAHH WAHHHHHHTT IS DAT WHITE WHITE THANGG UNDERR DAT CONTEENENT???? I TOTT UNDERR BIGGBIGG THANGG SPPOSE 2OO HAVE SHADOWW OONE??? WHYY DEHH WHITEWHITEE AHH??
I SPOTTT MOREMORE WHITEWHITE UNDERR DIS CONTEENENT 2OO WHEECHH CHANELS NVAHH SEENN BEFOREE AHH!!

DIS IS DATTTTTTTTT EXTRACKKT YEWW GETT WENN YEWW READD NEXTT MONTHS SUMM EARTHY EARTHYYY MAGAZINEE AHHH!! AWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOKK AT DA CLOUDS OO NOONOOO WAITTWAITT LOOKK AT DAATT IS DAT DA REDD SEAA??????
OOMAAAGAWWWWDD I TOTT REDSEASS A RIVERR O NOOOOOOONOOO ITS A SEAAA AHHHHHHHHHH LYK REELI REELI SEAAA N DEHHS BLUE BLUEE I TINKK DA BLOOD MUS BE DEHH FER A VEDIVEDIVEDIIIIIIIIIII DA NONNGG TYMM AHH!!

YESHHYESHHYESHH ITS TAYYKENN BY CHANELALI AHHHH!! I FINDD COMMENTINN THANGGS WITOUTT HUMAN FACES A REEEELL BORRRRRRE AHHH!!
DATT TINAYYTINAYY HOUSES LOOKKED LYKK DA BAYWATERR CONDOOO HOUSES MADE OF PAYPER IN A GLASS MOHHDELLS AVAILABLE IN DA SHOWWROOMS CHANEL FTHR OOMOS WANN BUYY AHHH AT BEDOKKK!!!!!!

OOOMEGAWWWD I TINKK I WORKK FER DAT NAT.GEOGG MAG LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! DA WAHTERR CURRVES AHHHH!! ALLL I SEE IS WATERRRRRR!!
O YAAAA I SEE WATERR AND WATERR SMMOREE!!

YESHHYESHH CHANEL WILL UPDATE AHHH!!

2008-06-17T21:28:00.000-07:00

WAHHH HAWWTT HAWWTHAWWTT NOWW I CANN SEE DA WORDS UR MOUTHINN I CANNNNN VIVIDLAYYY DETECKKTT DA WORDS POPPIN IN DEMM BRAINNS OF URS AHHHHH!!!!! '' UUUUU AHH!! YESHH YEWW YEWW YEWW!! YEWW WANN IT 2OO AHH??" I NOEE I NOEE I NOOEEE!! OOOOO CLAPPCLAPPCLAPPP!! OOOO DIS OONE OONE MORE HAWWTHAWWT OONE AHHHH!! WADDATT U SAYY?? LYKK DA BUS SUNSILKK ADVERTISEMENNTT WHERE U WANNN SAYYYY LOOKK LYKK OOOOOOO YESHH YESHH YESHHH DA WARHOL STYLEE AHHH!! DENN AHH I PWINTT PUT IN CANVAS DENN SELL FER $$$$$$$$$$ AHHHHHH CANN BUYY DATT NONGGNONGG AHWAITED PSPP AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

WENNN CHANEL STANDS IN FWONTT AHHH DAT IS WENN DEMM GOLDENN DOORRS SHAKEE OHHHPENN AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WITT NOOO FORCEE N WIT NOO HASTE AHHH!! OONE MORE PHOTOOOSHOOT FERR DA SHAMPOOOOLICIOUS THANGTHANGGS AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! DIS OONE MAYBEE CUMM OUTTTT AT DIFF MAGG AHH NAWWT CONFIRM WEN I RECEIVE DA CONFIRMATIONN LETTER I MAKE DA ANNOUNCEMENT AHHH!!

OOOO OONE MORE TYMM AHH OONE MORE TYMM I LYKK AHH I LYKKKK SHUTTER SHADES AHH!! NOWW DIS OONE WAHHTT COLOURR AHH?? OOOOO PURRPLE AHHH!! HAWWTTHAWWWTTHAWWTT!!

WADDATTT I SEE WADDAT OOOOO NOOOONOOONOOOO TRUNKK APPROACHINN PANTS AHHGAINNN!! BETTERR 2OO SITTT CROSS LEGGED SOOO DA ELEPHANTT MUS STWETCHH FARR FARR UNTILL 2OO NOOO AVAILL DENN WAITT MUS GYVEE UPP N STOPP SHOVINN ITS NOSE HOLES 2OOWARDS MA PANTS AHHH!! OOOOO OONE MORE SUCCESSFULLLL SHAMPOOO ADVERTT AHH WHEECH WILL BE FEATURED IN NEXTT MONTHS CLEOO'S FWONTT COVERR DUNTT BLIEVEE U WAITT N SEE AHHHHHHHH!!

SMELLL DATTT SEE DATTTT DETECKKTT DATT DIS IS WAHTTT I CALLLL GEWWD FOOD DATT LOOKK GEWWD TASTEE GEWWD AND IS GEWWWWD AHHHHHHHH!! HAWWTHAWWTHAWWT DIS OONE CAN BE FEATUREDD AT BANGKOKK BROCHURE WHENN DEYY WANN MAGNETIZE PPLE GOO BANGKOKK AHH!!

AYAAAAA WATS WITTT GRAPHYCKK CALCOOLATORR BIGG N HEAVAYY SOOOO USELESS OONE AHHH!! SCWEENN BIGGER DENN HPHONE BUT NOO COLOURR BETTERR USE DA AHBAYYCUS WAHTTTT NOOO NEED BUYY BATTERY SMMORE AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AYAAAAAAAA SOOO HAWWTTHAWWT OONE BETTAHH SITT ON NONGGNONGG SOFAA AFTAA BEINN SERVEDD WITTT DATT GLASS OF COKEE AHHH IN DATT OOOO!! HAWWTT RUBYY PWOJECKTIONN SHOWW CENTREE AHHH!!

I DUNNOO WADDATT BHIND MEE NOO NEED ASKK AHH!! BUTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOO LOOKKK AT DATTTT ORANGEGUCCIOHHREEGEENALL AHHHH!!!!! ITS DEHHLEECEEYOOOOOOOOUUUS AHHHH!!

NYONYAAA&CHANEL PLUS FTHR N MOMMAA AT DA BACKK WIT OOOOO NIZENIZE FLOAAATINN STYLE AHHH ATOPPP DA RIVERR AHH BEFORE I DEHCIDEDD 2OO REHMOOOVE MA CAPP BEFORE I FIND ITT BEIN BLOWWN BACKK N FLOATINN ATOPP DA RIVERR N EATEN BYY A CROHHCODILE AHHH!!!!!!
CHANELLL WIT DA ELEPHANTTTT BAHNANANANANANANA BASKETTT N DA ORANGEE GUCCI OHHREEGEENALL AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!CLAPCLAPPCLAPPPP!! SEE DETECKKT N FEELLLL DA COMFORTT AHHH!! DATTT IS WAHHHHTT YEWW CALL GUCCIII DA GWEENN OHHREEGEENALL AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OOOOOO CHANELL AHH DA EYEBROWW NOWW MOREBLACKKBLACKK AHHH!!

I CANNN JUMPP OHVAA 2OOO SAMPANN AFTAA SAMPANN N STILL WUNTT TOUCHH ANYY WATERR FWOMM DAT RIVERR AHHHH SOOO CLOOSSEE AHH DA SAMPANNN!!!!!!!!!!!! CHANELLS PROOFESEEYOHHNALL SHAMPOOOO FOTOSHOOOTT OOSO SHOWWS DAT BACKGROUNDD MOVES N BLURRS BUTTTT DAA HAIR MAINTAINTS DA SAME POHHSEETIONN AHH!!!!!

AWWWWW WATTT CANN YEWW SAYY NOBODAYY CANN DENYY AHH DAT WENN U ATOPP A RIVERR U CONFIRMM ROSYY DA CHEEKK AHH!!

LOOOKKS LYKK CHANEL ALII HAS A NUMBAA 8EIGHTTT FIGUREE AHHHHHHHH!! CLAPCLAPCLAPPPP!!!!!!!! OOOOO DIS IS JUS LYKK DATTT FLOATINN BUGIS M1OONE HAWWTAIRBAHLOOOOOOOONN AHH XCEPT WHYY SOO LOWWLOOW OONE AHHH??????? NMMIND JUS CLINGG ONN 2OO DA ROPES UNTILL U LANDD AHH!!
DIS TRISHAWWW SOO RUSTAYY BUT SOOO STERRONGG AHH BUT DA HANDLES AHH FOOOOHHH SOO LAUYAA AHH!! WAN TILTT DOWNN SOO MUCHH FER WATT AHH????? NOO RUBBERR AHH!! I OOMOS FALL FLATTT ON MA FACEE AHHH IF I TILTT HIGHERR AHH!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOO SEEEEEEE FEEELLL N SMELLLL DA BWEATHHHHHH SOO SHERRRRRRRWEEEETT AHHHHHHHHH BY DA RIVERR WINDD WINDD BLOWW AGAINSTTT UR SKINN UR HAIRR DEN POOFFPOFFFF SHAMPOOOO FOTOSHOOTT AHH!! WEE CHANEL&NYONYAA SOOO SOOOO DA REHLIEVEDD GAFTAA BIGGRAHJAELEPHANTT AHH STAWWPEDD STUFFINN N MOHLESTINN MA PANTS AHHHHHHH!! U CANN SEE RELIEFF WRITTENN N SCRAWWLED ALL OVAHH OURR FACES AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FEENAHHLEE I CANN THROWW DA BASKETT OVAHH 2OO NYONYAA AHH!!
OOOOOOOWEEWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LKKKKK GWEENN GWEENN SHUTTERR DA SHADES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOO!! CHANEL GAWWT DA LOSTTGWEENSTARRCAPPFWOM77EVENTHHSTWEETTCAPP AHHHHHHHHHHGAINN AHH DIS TYMY DIFF COLOURR AHHHHHHHHH N BETTAHH QUALITAYY AHH!! U CANN SEE DA THANGG CNNT BEND BEND EAZAYY BUT DIS COLOURR ON MA HEAD VEDI WEIRD AHH SOO I SELL SAME PWICEE AHH AS 77EVENTHH AHH!! WHOO WANN FATAIMAZZZ KAHMOO MAHOOOO?????? O DENN I GOO 77EVENTHH BUY DA GWEEN OONE AHHGAINN AHH!! I TINKK CHANELLL FELL IN LURBBB WIT MANAYY MANAYY TUKK TUKK UNTILL SHEE PWESSED DA PEDALL NONNSTAWWP UNTILL DA PEDALL BROKE OFF AFTA SHE LEFT DA TUKK TUKK AHHH!!

WAITTWAITTWAITT!! WAT U SEE ON TOPP OF MA HEADD MA HAIRR DEHH?? ISNTT DATT BROWNNN BRUNETTEE COLOURRRRRRRRRR?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLDD YEWWW AHHH I TOLDD YEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

OOOO I LYKK I LYKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! DA PINKKPINKKK SHADES CANN CHANGEE COLOURR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FERR SALE AHH FER SALLEE STILL GAWWT SMMORE UNDERR DA TAWWP LAYERR OF TEE AHHH HOWW MUCH U OONE TELL MEE TELL MEE WHEECH OONE U WANNN!!!!
DAA GUCCIIGWEEN.DA GUCCIORANGEE N DA KANYEESILVERRR AHHH ALL DA CHANELLOHHHREEGEENALL AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

OWWWWLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WAIT FERR U 2OO FIND BIGGBIGG SIZE OONE SOOOO NONGG I GOO BUYY DEHH MANYMANYY AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! BUT DA SIZEE LIL BITT SMALL U NOEEEE!! MUS PUT IN SLOWWWLY U NOEEE!! DENN CNNT DOO STWETCHINN WITT DIS TEE AHH!! OOOOO DIS LILL MISS OONE I NVAHH SEE BEFORE ATT ALLLLLLL AHH ABSOOLOOTLAYY AT ALL AHH EVENN NVAHH EVAHH AT NEWURBANNMALEE AHHH!!!
OMEEEOMEEOMEEEE!!!!!!!!GAWWWDD AHH!! DIS NEOONN NEONN THANGG CANN USE MORNINN AFTAANOON NITEE XSPECIALLAYY AHHHH!!!!!! NVAHH SEE BEFORE GAWWT BWAND SMMORE DENN GAWWT GEWWD $$ AHHHHHHHHHH!!! SOOO COMFYCOMFY U CNNT SWEATT AHH INSIDE AHHH!!!!!!!

OOOO WAHHH WAHHHHH DIS ISHHH SUCHHHSUCHH LURBBBBLAYYYY XRAYYY SHADES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OOOO WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHHHHHHH A SEAAA OF TEESHIRTTS GREETS MEE ATOPP MA BEDDD DA DAYY AFTAA WEE REHTURNN 2OO SINGAPORE AHHH!!!!!

O DEHH DEHH DEHHH DA ELEPHANTTT CAUGHTT IN DA PROCESS OF MOHLESTINN CHANEL DA LEGG AHHH SOO CHANELL QUICKKLAYY GRABB BASKETT OF BAHNANAAA DENN STUFF INSIDEE EACHH NOSE HOLEE AHH OOOO DIS ELEPHANTTT GAWWT GOATEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! RMINDD ME OF SHARIFF N NEWW GOATEE AHH ACCORDINN 2OO FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ AHHH!! AFTAA DATT OWNERR OF DA RAHJAHGAHJAHH WENT DOWNN LEAVIN CHANELNNYONYA ATOPP AHHH DAA ELEPHANTT AHH LIFTT DA TRUNKK NONSTOPP XSPECIALLAYY 2OO MA LEGG AHH!! LUCKAYY THANGG I WEARR XTREEEME NONG PANTS AHH BCOS GAWWT WATERR DRIPPDRIPP NONN STOPP FWOM DA TRUNKK AHH!!!! CANN SEE U NOOE LOOK LYK UHUU GLUEE AHH SOO STICKAYY AHHH!! DENN DA NOSTRILL LOOKK LYKK HUMANN OONE BUTT WIT BIGGER BIGGGER HOLES AHH!! SOO I THROWW DA BANANAAS AHH ONE IN EACHH HOLEE DENN DA ELEPHANTT STILL CAN BWEATHH I DUNNOO HOWW AHHHH!!
AND DEN AND DENNN!! WENN I USE DA ISQUEEZE AHH I TELL U AHHHH!! NOO NEED GOO GYMM NOO NEED GOO JOGGINN ALL AHHH!! JUS ISQUEEZE HERE ISQUEEZE DEHHH AHH!! DA BLOOD WILL CUMM RUSHIN 2OO UR ROSAYY CHEEKS DENN U SEE AHH MA EYES SOO BIGGBIGG ROUNDD ROUNDD ALERTTT N OPENNN AHH!!

DAA OWNERR OF DIS ELEPHANTT WENT DOWWN DA ELEPHANTT AHH LEAVINN CHANEL ANDD NYONYAA ATOPP AHH BUT ASSISTEDD US IN SNAPPIN FOTOOS USIN MA CAM SMMORE MA CAM AHHH!! DA BATT FINISHINN U NOEE!! DENN AHH!! HE USED DA FLASH BTTNN AHH!! DENN HE NOO OFF SMMORE WHILE WALKINN!! AFTAA WEE LAND ON DA GROUNDDS DEN MA CAMERAA CNNT BE ONNED NYMORE AHH!! U SEEEE AHHHHH XSPECIALLAYY FATAIMAZAJINAMOTOZKAZAIMAZ AHHH!!

DIS ISHH WAHTT U CALL AHH!!

HIGHHDEFFJAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! NOO DOUBLEE DOUBLE AHH!! OONI ONE LINEE SINGLEE N SHARPP AHH!!

NOWW DENN I REHLIZEE AHH DATT DA SAMPANN AHH DA SIDEE IS ANN ARMCHAIRR DA HAND RESTTT AHHH!!! BUTT NMMIND NMMIND GAWWT WINDD SNAPP AS MUCHHH SHAMPOO SHOTTS AHH!!

CHANEL FLEWW HIGH HIGHH GO BANGKOKKKK!!

DENN DEHH DA FEWWD IN SIA

GOOWIN 2OO BANGKOKK AHH!!

NAWWWWWWWWTT NIZEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

BUT AHHH!!

WENN CHANEL FLEWW AHWAY 2OO BANGKOKK BACK 2OO SINGAPORE AHH!!

DA FOOD IN SIAA AHH!!

XSPECIALLAY DA JELLYYY AHHH!!

DAYYMMMMMMMMMMMNN NIZEEE AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMISHHMISHHHMISHHCHANELCAPPPPPPPP!!!!!

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SHERRRRWEEEEEEEETTWEEEETTTTT CATTTTT VEDIVEDIII DAAA NIZEEEEEEEEE!!!!
SMOOOOOOOTHH SMOOOOTHHHHHHHHHHHH SKINN VEDI VEDII DAAAA NIZEEE AHHH!!!!
WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHHHH ZAHIMAAAAA TERMEHHNOONGG EMOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

EHHH EHHH EHHH EHHH!! FARAAA DA FACEE SHWINKKS BSIDE SYAIRAHH DA FACE AHHHH!! WAHHH WAHHHH WAHHH DIS TASTES BETTAHHH DENN EVEN COKE N PEPSI AHHHHH!!!!! I LYKK I LYKKK!!
OMEEEGAWWWWDD OOMEEEGAWWWDD SHOVE PINKK PANTHERR 2OO DA FWONTT HAWWTT HAWWWTTT DA PIC AHHH!!!

WEEE CLINGG IT WE CLANKK IT FERRR A GLASS OF GRAPE AHHHHHHHH!!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHH MELECCKKA HOOTELLS ALLERGYCKK 2OOO DURIANN AHH AWWWWEEESOMEE AHHH!!!!!!!! I WUNNDAA HOWW DEYY REACKTT WEN DEY GOO SINGAPORE CHINATOWWN N SEE DA MOUNTAIN OF DURIANNS AHHHH!! I TINKKK DA PAPAYAA DEYY SERVEE DURINN BUFFETTT MORE TRECHEROUUS COMPAREDD 2OOO DURIANN AHH!! OOOOO!!!!! I LURBB DA BEDD !! I LURBBB I LURBB!! BOUNCEE HERE!! BOUNCE DEHH!!
MAFATINN PAWWWPS DA WINEEEGRAPE IN DA TOILETT N AIMED IT IN DA LOOOOLOOOOO DA FIRST OONE WE SEE WIT A SEATT LIDD IN DUNNOO HOWW MANAY THOUSAND YEARS AHH!!
OOOOOOO CLOSEEEE UR EYES SNIFF SNIFF LIFTT UPP CHEEKBONESS N SNIFF SNIFF OOOOOOOO LURRRBBLAYYYY AHHHHHHH!!!!!

CUSHEEEYONNNN PATWICKK HAWWTTHAWWTT EQUPPED WITTT HAWWTT HAWWWTT HAT AHHHHHH!!!! BEEYEWWTIPOOLL O N HIGHH DEFF JAWW AHH CLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

OOOOOOO!!!! ISNT DATTT DA STAIRCASE CIKGOOOOOOOOOOO TOOK A TUMMM BELLLLLL?????? WEE DOOO DA DIVAA AROUNDDD DEMM WOODENN THANGGGS AHH!!
WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! CHANEL N FARAAA DA HAIRR SUNGGUHHHH VEDI VEDIII DA NIZE BUT IS DAT SYAIRAHH FACE OR ZAHIMA BEHHIND AHH??
KEROWWWPOKKK LEKORR SANGGOOOOOP STWETCHH BERIBUUUU KILOMETRES FERR CHANEL'S BEHLOVEREDD JELLAYYYY BEHINDD DA CHAIRR AHHH!!!!!

KEROWWWPOKKKS GYGANTYCKKKK PHATT FINGERR COVERRS A VEDI VEDIII CANN BE HAWWWTTT PICKKCHAAAA!!!! WEEE WITT DA PERLAYY WHITE TEETHH OWNN REDD REDD BLOODSHOTT EYESS DUE 2OOO XCRUCIATINGLAYY LACKK OF SLEEPP AHH!!
CHANEL STRUHHGGLES AHH STRUHHGGLEE AHHHHHH TRYY 2OO OPENN EYES IN A WEATHERR DAT ENCOURAGES MANN 2OO SLEEPP AHHH!!

WHOOOO DUNTTT LURBBBB DA BLUEEE CANNS WITTT DA PEPSII SIGNN!!!!!! WAHHHH WAHHHHHH WAHHHH!!!!! FARAAA LOOBANGGG HEEDUNGG KAHMOOO VISIBLE THROUGHHH DA NAKED EYEE AHH!!!!

AWWWW U CANTT BLAME DA HAIRR AHH LOOKK LIGHTT LYKK WIGG AHH BCOS ITS FWESHEDD FWOMM DOUBLEE SHAMPPOOO AHHH!!!! HOWWWW DEFINED CANN CHANEL DA JAWWW BEEE!!!!!

BEEEYEWWTIPOOOOOOOLLLL MA LUHHGGAGEE WIT DA RATT HOLEE FITS IN DA WINEE IN A BEEEYEWWWTIPOOOOLLL ROOOOOOOMMM!!!!! CLAPCLAPPCLAPP!! KANINTHAA'S BEHHLOVEREDD VINTAGE CARR EQUIPPED WIT PERFOOOOMMM YETT THERE IS NOO AIRCONN I WUNNZAHH WHYY BUT NMMIND NMMINDD DA WINDDD AGAINSTT CARR ENABLES SUCCESSFULLLL SHAMPOOO ADVERTT AHH!!

CHEEEEKENN LAYY EGGG WHOOO LAYYY BURRRGERRRRRS AHHHHH?? SINCEEE ALL WEE DOO IS WAITTT WAITT AND WAITTT WEE SHUDD SWINGG N SWINGGG N SWINGGGGGGG SMMOREEE WHILSTT WEE SUCKK DEMM CHUPPACHOOOPPS TILL DA SCREWW PAWWPS OUTT OF DA SWINGGS AHHH!!

OOOOOO PEPSI ADVERTT WITT CHANEL'S SYMMETWICKKAL EYES BOTHH SAME SIZE N SHAPE AHHHH!!!!!!

OOOMAGAAWWWDD OMMAAAGAWWWDD CHANELL TEETHH SAME COLOUR AS DA TEE N SHEES MISTOOKKK TEMPANGGGGGCATT FERR CUSHEEYONN AHHHHHH!!OOOOO CHANELi FEWWWW MILIMETRES AHHWAYY FWOMMMMMM TEMPANGGGG AHHHH!!!!!!!!CLAPCLAPCLAPP!! OOOOO N ROSAYY CHEEKKX AHHH!!
NOWWW CHANELi INCHES AHHWAYY FWOMMM TEMPANGGGG DA FACEE AHHHH!! OOOO CLAPCLAPCLAPPP!!

DATTT CATT WANN CLIMBB HERE CLIMBBB DEHHH LYKKKKK LASTT TYMM DA OLA KALAAA GYMMNASTS NEARR BUGIS DEHH WIT DECKKCHAIRRS AHHH!! WENN DA GYMNASTT CATT FEENAHLAYY REACHH DOWNN ON EARTTHHLAYY GROUNDDS CHANELL GRABBS ITS TAILL N LIFTED IT UP OOOPPPOOOPPP XPOSINNN ASS HOLEEE DAT LOOKK SIMILARR 2OO DA HARIMAUUU VVIP HOLE WEE WANTED 2OO SUMBATTT WITTT MINI DURREEYAANN AHH!!
WAHHHWAHHHWAHHHH TAKENN LYKKK PROOHHFEHHSEEYOHHNALLLL AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AYAMMYAMMM LAYINN GOLLLLDENN EGG LYKKK AZAAAAMAHMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD AHHHHH!!

OOOOOO MAAA HAIR OOSO LOOKK LYKKK REEBONDD HORRR!!!!!!!! GIVEE MEE DATT DIVAAAAHHHH LOOKKKK!!!!!!!
YAAAYAAAAAYAAAA U CAN SEE HOWWW SUNBURNTT MANN CANN GETT AHHH!!! IN FWONTTT BLACKK BLACKK WIT SUNN HEATT N TANN BEHINDD HANDD WHITEE WHITEE AHHHHHHH REEEELII AHHH!! NEXTT TYMM AHH MUS TONEEE BOTHH SIDE SAMESAME COLOURRR AHHHH!!!!! DENN NIZEEE N BALANCEDD LYKKK PURRAHHTAHHHH!!

WAHHH WAHH WAHHH NOWW DA VANNN HAS GAWWT ROOFF LYKK LIMOOO!!!!!

WEEEEE LURRRRBBBBB DA BLACKK BLACKK BACKGROUNDD WOOOHHHH!! ZAHIMAAA!! SUNGGUHHH INTENSEE KAHMOOO AT DA BACKK AHHH!!!!!
HARIRAYAINGGGGGGGG WENN CAMM BATTT WENT JEOPARDILAYY OUTT OFF BATT AHHHHH!!!!!!FLATT U NOEE FLATTT!! DATS WHYY DIS OONE MUS SNAPP WITOUTT FLASHH AHHH!!
CHANELLLLLLi PLUS PINGYIIIIS 2EDAGEDAA IN EXPLOHHHRACEEE WALKKK THOUSANNDD KILOOMETRES FERR OONIII A GLASS OFFFF WUNNZAHHFULL POTPOOUURRI SMELLIN TONICKKK DWINKK AHH!!!!!

EHHHEHHHEHHH!!!!! RAMBOOOOTT KEMBARRRS ZAHIMAA N FARAAA SAME SAME AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SYAIRAHHHH BADANNYAA MANAAA YAAAAAAAAA????????
OOOOOOOO WAHHH WAHHH WAHHHH 2GEDAGEDAAA!!!!! OOOOO?????? I SEE SUMTHANG I NVAHH REHHLIZEE BEFOREE AHHH!!!!!! SUHAILIII BERSEBEHLAHHAN WITT WHOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOO GRINNNS HAPPILAYYYY HAPPILAYY AHH?????
DAA PENGANTINNN IN GOLDDD BLINGG BLINGG HATT AND DA PENGAPYTT WIT DA REDD PARTAYY HATT AHHHH!!

CIKGUUUUU DA FLOATINN HANDDD N WEEE DA PPLEE WITTT STWAIGHTT STWAIGHHHTTT HAIRRS AHHH!!!! CHANELLL BEARRS HERR BOLLYWOOOOOODD BANGGLES AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AWWWWWW HOWWWW FAIR CANN CHANELLLLLLi BEEE OOOO!!!!! MAFATINNN FIRSTTT SUCCEESSFULLL PICCKKCHAA AHH!!

WEEEEEEE LYKKK MOHHHDELLL KAMMPOOONGGGGSS!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOO MEEE!!!!! WAT CIKGOOOO DOOWINNN AHHHHHHH BEHIND?????

HAPPAYY HAPPAYY 2OOO DA LEFTT HAPPAYY HAPPAYY OONE TYMM 2OOO DA RIGHTT IN ORANGEE SHOOOO SHOOOOOO SADDDD MAFATINN IN BLACKKKK!!!! WHYY WHYY WHYYY??????OOOOOO US WHOO SCWEAAMMMM MAMAAAA!!!!! TEMPANGG MANAAA TEMPANGG?????

STAREE AT MAAKOREEYAAAONE!!!! STAREE AT MAKOREEYAAOONE AHHGAINNN!!!! OOO!!OOOOO!! ANDD STAREE AT MAFATINNN OOSOOO AHHH!!!!! SPOTTT DA DIFF AHHGAINN AHHHH!!!!!
MANOOOSIAA MANOOOSIA YANGGG BERRSOHHLEKKK FERR HARI RAYAA KAHWINNINGGSSS!!!!

DAAA FTHRRR ANGKATTTT OPENINN MAAA CEEDEEEPLASTYCKK BAGG 2OOO REHHVEALLL BRIYANIII FWOMM PAKISTANN AHHH!!!!!!!!!! DENNN DA MOTHERRANGGKATT UNRAVELLSS MAFATINN DAA FWAMEE WIT ROMAHHNTYCKKK COUPLEEE LEAVINN US WUNNDERRIN IF SHE NOEE DAT SHEE CAN OPENN DA FWAMEE N PUT HERR PICKKCHA AHHHH????? STAREEE AT MAFATINN OONEE!!!!
STAREE AT MAFATINN 2WOOO N SPOTT DA DIFF AHHHHHH!!!!!

RATANN MAKEE BAHHKOOLL NAWWT NIZE AHH NOONOOOO RATANN POKEEPOKEEE DAYYYMNNN NIZEE NOWWW WHYY SUHAILIII TOUCHINN MAAA EARR AHH?????
RUZANNAAA!!!!! U!!!! TAKEEE!! MAA RATANN BASKETTT NOOO GYVEE BACKK HORR!!!!! PPLEEE WHOO MAAKEE RATANN MUS STRUGGLEEE 2OOO PRYY OPENN EYES UNLYKKK THOSEE WHOO USE RATANN 2OO POKEEPOKEE HORRRR FARRAAA??????

OOOOO!!!OOOO!!!!! DIDD CHANELLi INFAWWRM U DATT SHE OOSO HAS EYES LINEDDD LYKKKK TEMPANGGGGTEMPANGG DA CATTTT?????
WAHHHWAHHHWAHHHH CHANELIIIIII HIGHH DEFFFF CHINN N JAWWW PWOVENNN PWOOOOOOOOVENN AHHH!!!!!! ON CAMM WHERE U CANN ZOOMM IN OUTT IN OUTT N STILL PWOHHDUCEE DA SAMEE HIGHH DEFF CHINN N JAWW AHH!!!! WAHHHWAHHHWAHHHHHHH DESPITTEE WUNNZAHHFULLL RATANN MAKINNN AHHHHH WEE STILL HAVEE EYES BIGGBIGGG LYKK DIS AHHHH!!

KERRbAUUUUUSS OOSOO DEHYDRAYYTEDD AHH DATS WHYYY ALL DA KERRBAUUS GOTT SAGGAYY SKINN UNTILLL RIBCAGEE XPOSEDD AHHH!!!! WAITT SEMBEHHLIHH DURIN HARI RAYA HAJII NOO MEETT GAWWT SKINN OONI AHHH!!!!! DENN WAITTT WEE GAWWTT FAMINE AHHH!! OOOO!!NOOONOOONOOO!!! HOWWWHOWWWW!!!!! ALLL KAMPOONGGG PELEGONGGG NEEDDS IS MAA WATERR ADVERTISEMENTTT 2OOOO MAKEEE SUNN CONDEETEEYONN DEHH BETTERR MORE OZONE LAYERR MUS COVERR DEHH AHHH!!!!!!! DEHYDRATEDD AHH DEHYDRATEDDD!!
PWINGLES INN DA KAMPOONGGGGGG?????? EHHHH EHHH EHHH HOWW CANN???? WAITTT OXYMORRONNNN AHHH!!! ACCORDINN 2OOO MAMAAAASQUAREKOREEYAAHUMMAIRAA BEHINDD DEHHH AHHH!!!!!

CHANELL ZAHIMAA NECKK?? NMMIND NMMINDD ZAHIMA URR FACE FULL VIEWW STILL GAWWT ALOTT OFFFF SUCCESSFUL OONES IN CAMERAHH AHHH N KEROWWPOKK SNAPSNAPP N KENA THREATENEDD BY MAWWPHEAD MAWPHEAD SAYY WANN CONFISCKKATE MA CAMM IF TAKE SMMORE PIC AHHH!!!!! SIAOOOOOO FWEE COUNTRAYY FWEE WAYY FWEE THANGGS SOOO SHE KENAA MYOBEE JEHHLOUUUS SAYY SHE JEHLOOOUUS AHHHHHHHH!!!!! CANN SEEE FWOMM HER FACE DA WAYY SHE FANNN HERSELFF ALONEE UNDAAA DA TWEEE WAITINN FER FISHH 2OOO CUMM FLYY AT HER FACE AHHH!! MAWWPHEADDS WARNIN FELL IN2OO DEAF EARS AS WEE CONTINUED FLASHYNNN N SNAPPINNN HAWWTTHAWWWTTT PICKKCHAAAS AHHHH!!! WEE DA PWOOHHFESEEYONALL MOHHDELLS UNDERR DA SUNLIGHTT AHH!!
WAHHHHHH WADDATT LOOKK LYKK MINI DUUURIANN AHH!!!!! GEWWD N SUITABLEEE SIZEE 2OOO SUMBATT IN2OOOO HARIMAUU VVIP DA ANUS HOLEE AHHH!!!!!

RUZANNAA NOOOO WUNNZAHH U NOO SWEATT SWEATTTT OONE AHHH!!!! UR CAPP VEDI DA GEWWWD LYKK GAWWT AIRCONN N DA SIZE LYKK UMBWELLAA AHHHHHH!!!! ZAHIMAA STARES ENVILAYY AT DA CAPPPP WITHINN SECKKONDS SHE YANKKED IT OFFF MA HEADD N PLACED IT ON HERRS WITTTT XPWESSIONS OF BLISSFULLNESS AHHH!!!!! WAHHHWAHHWAHHH FISHINN RODD LOOKS LYKK CELERAYY NIZEENIZENIZEEEE BUTTTT CACINGG LIVE OONE MUS PLACEE IN STWINGG DATT HAS COLOUR OF NEAR TRANSPARENNESS N HOOKK USIN BARE HANDS WHEECHH I WAN USE 2OOO EAT BAULUUUU????? NOONOOONOOO GEWWDD AHHH!!!!!
WAHHHWAHHHHHHHH ZAHIMAAA STASHINN DA CAPP AHWAYY FWOMM DA CAMM WHYLEEE CHANELi SNIFFFS DA AIRR N DTECKKTS OOOOO SMELLS LYKK HARIMAU VVIP AHHHHH WHILEE RUZANAA WIDENS HERR EYEE IN ALARMMM WARINESS OFFFF DAAA HARIMAUU VVIP AHHHH!!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DA PLACEEE WHEREEE EVWEEBAWWDAYY WANN BATHH FERR FWEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH WATERR COCONUTTTT TWEE AHHHH!!!!!! FYSHH FERR WATT AHH FERR WATTT???? WAIT NONGNONGG UNDERR DA SUNN UNTILL FALL ASLEEPP WAITTT CANN ROLL DOWWNN DENN IN WATERR WAITT FISH EAT UU AHHHHH TAKE PICKKCHA DEHH BETTERR HORRRR LIZAHHHHHHH!!!!!

ANNOUNCEMENTTS OF PPLE SUCCESSFULLAYYY CATCHINN FYSHHHHH EATT FYSHH N NOO FYSHH EATTT MANNNNNN CREATES A WUNNZAHHFULL AROMAA BUTTTT LIZAHH STILLL MAINTAINS SAME POSEE SUCCESSFULLAYY AHH CLAPCLAPCLAPPP!!!! O BUTTTT DESPITE DA HEATTT N BLABLAA DUST FLY ON FACE ALL AHHH WEE BOTH XSPECIALLAYY CHANELi STILL GAWWWTT SMOOOTHHH CLEAANN FACEEE HORRRR!!

WAATTTTT ANN AWWWRIBERRRLLLL UNSUCCESSFULLLL JUMPP POSE FWOMM CHANELi AHHHH BUTTT NMMIND NMMINDDDDDDDD EVWEEBODAYY CANN GAPE ANDD AWWWWE AT CIKGOOOOOOOS BEEYEWWWTIFULLLL HAWWWTTHAWWWTT DA PINKK CROCC SHOEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! DIS ISSSSS BEEYEWWWTIPOOOLLL BEEYEWWTIPOOOLLL!!!!! WEE HAVE NVAHH FELLTT DISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TALLLLL AHHH!!!!
AWWWWWW WEEE DEHHVEHHLOPED A FETISHH 2OO CLIMBB GATES AHHH!!!! SMMORE DIS GATEE STANDINN ALONEEE IN DA GRASS WITOUTT FENCEE N DUNTT BENDD WENN CLIMBEDD AHHH!!!!!!!!!

ITSS SOOOOO HAWWWTTHAWWWTTHAWWWTT I ZONTT UNDAZTANDD WHYYY WEEE CNNTTT SNATCHH OHPENN DATT CAR BEEHINDD N ZOOMM 2OOO DA BALAII N FYSHINN PONDD WE SPPOSE 2OOO GOO WALKK DEHH AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! DANGLINNN CLOTHEES AREEE HAWWWWWWWWTTTHAWWTT BEEYEWWTIPOOOOLL BACKKGWOUNDD EFFECKKTTS 3REEE COCONUTTT TWEE ATAWWPP 3REEE OF US AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAAA GATEEE WHEECHH BENDDS WENN WEEE CLIMBB AHHH!!!!!!!!

CHANELi HAS EYESSS LYKKK KAMMMMMMMMMMBINGGGBINGGGGGS!!!!!CLAPPCLAPPCLAPPP!!!!! KAMBINGGGGBINGGGS HUDDLEE 2GEDAGEDAA FWOMM AFARR STAWWPP N CEASE EVWEETHANGGG TURNN SYNCROOO N STARESS INN2OOOO CASIOOO PROOHHFESEEYOHHNALLL CAHMERAHH LENNS AHHHH!!!!!

MEGA N KAMBINGGBINGGG GIANTTTTT EVENN KHAISHAHH'S KHAIRULLL SHRINKKK WENN STANDINN SIDE BY SIDEE WITTTT KAMBINGGBINGG GIANTT AHH!!

I WANNNNN MA BAULUUU IN MA PLASTYCKKK I WANN I WANNNNN!! BUT HAND SOOOO DIRTAYY HAND SOOO MUDDAYY RIVERRR SOOOOO UHHGLAYYY HOWW 2OOO EATT HOWW HOWWWWWW??????? CHANELi!!!!! LEGGGS VEDIVEDII SLIMMM YESHHYESHHHHH??????
OMAAAGAWWWDD!!!!OOMAAGAWWDD!! WHYY STAREE AT CAMERAHHLENS WENNN DAAA AWWWWWWWWWEEEESOMEEE DRAHHGONNFWUITT OOLEDII SMACKK IN FWONTT OF UR EYESS AHHH?????? OOOO WAHH WAHH DIS OONE LOOKKKS FAHHMEELIERR AHH REELII AHH REELIII!!!!! AWWWWWWWWWWW LOOKKK LYKKK KUMBANGGG'S BEAUU KAMBINGGG BANGRAMANN AHHHHHHH AWWWAWWWWWAWWWWWWWWW!!!!! CANN DOO DA DANGGLEJANGLEEEHEADBAWWPPIN DANCEEE WITTT DEMMNONGGNONGGG EARRS AHH!!

OOOOOO YESHHYESHHYESHHHH CHANELi REUNTIESS WITTT STYCKKS N HITTS ONNN HARDD SURFACES AHHGAINN AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! O DIS IS SUCHHH A SLIMMM SLIMMM PICKKCHA EQUIPPEDD WITT HIGHH DEFF JAWWWS HORRRRRRRRR???????? CHANELLLLL GETS SHOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOO SHAWWKKED 2OOOO BE AHHBANDONED BY ZAHIMAAA AHHH 2OO DOOO CHAKK LEMMPONGG SOLOO SINCE SHE REHHLIZED MUS DOOO SOLOLOOO DENN I HAVERNTT SOO SHE CIAOO FASTTFASTT MAKIN REHHLIZATIONN DAWWN ONN MEE WITHIN 5IVE MINN LATERR AHH!!
AYAAAAAA SOOOO HAWWWWWTTTTTTTTT SOOOOO BAWWWRINNN STAREE AT TREESS!!!! STUFFAYYYY LAAAA SMELLAYYY LAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! RUZANAAA VEHEMENTLAYY AHGREESS AHHH!!!!

WHOOOS HANDD IS DATTT POINTTINN DAT DIRRECKKTEEYONNN?????? OOOOOOOOOO IS DATTT SHAINAZZ BAHHNANAAZZZZ?????????
WATTTWATTTWATTTTTT!!!!!! HOWW U SWINGG N SWINGGGG WITOUTT MAKINN DA PLATES FLYY OFFFFFF AHHHHHH??

CHANELLLLS FIRSTTT SHAMPOOOO ADVERTISEMENTTT SHOTTTTTTTTT!!!!! OOOOOO CHANELLLS BRUNETTEEE REFLECKKTEDD THROUGHH DEMMM CAMERAHH LENS AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! CHANELLS 2ECONDDDDD ADVERTISEMENTTTTTTTTTTT SHAMPOOOO SHOTTT!!!!!CLAPCLAPCLAP!!!! SUCCESSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHH!!
AFTAAAA DA NONGGNONGGGVANNRIDEEE MAFATINN STRETCHHH N STWETCHHHH WHILE CHANELL N MATABLEEE SNAPSNAPPP PICKKCHAAA AHHH!!!!!!

CHANELi WIDENNS EYES N SEEEE DEERRRS STARINNNNN!!!!!!!
CHANELi OPENNS EYE N SEES CAHHHMELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

MA.KOREAAONE CANTTT HELPP BUTTTTT FEELL DA SMOOTHHH SKINN OF CHANELS IN DA VANNNN AS WERR BLOWWWWWWWWWNNN BY DA WINDDD!! WEEE EAT TOFFEEEES MAONEKOREEYAAA N CHANEL SNAPSNAPPPP OOSOOO!!
WAHHHWAHHHWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANGCHANELALIMOHHHHH VEDIVEDIVEDII DA NIZEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

OOOOOO WAHHHWAHHWAHHHHHH LIZAHHH PLUCKKS ANTS OFFF DEMM WOODENN ENTRANCE DOORSS!!
CHANELLLL N IZATII[MATABLE] BREEEEEEZES N SHADES OURSELVES AGAINST DA WINDDDD!!!!! WADDATTT FARA DOOWINN???? WADDAT?? WADDATT?? TAKE WOOODD HITTHITT BETTAHH AHHH!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WAHHWAHHH!! WADDDIS DATT AHHH??????????
SNAPPSNAPPPPPPPP WEEEEEEEEE MUS POUTTT NOWWWNOWWNOWWWWWWW!! COKEEEE BLISSTALAAAHHBISTAHHHHSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! I WUNNZAHH WHYY FARAAA LOOOKKKK SUNGGUHH XCITEDD AHH??????? AWWWWWWWWWW ZAHIMAAA RCEIVES HER FIRST EVAHH SUCCESSFULL FULL VIEWWW PICCKKKCHAA AHH!!!!!!! CLAPCLAPCLAPP!!

SINGOALLAAAAAAAA BISCUITTTTTTTT ZEEELEHHZEEEYOUS AHH I SAYY ZEHHLEEZEEYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEROWWPOKKKKFARACHANELL DOOOO NAWWT HAVE DOUBLEE CHINNNSS U CAN SEEE AHH U CANN SEEEE!!!!!!!

SYAIRAHHH DOUBLECHINN YAAA SYAIRAHHH????? MUAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! MALTESEE IN A BOXX CALLLLLLLLLLLLLSS FER MAA NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LYKK AHH I LYKKK!! BUT NOWW IT RMINDS OFFFFF SUMM SHEETTRELATEDDITEMM AHH!!